Scotch Eggs

im talis

[colaskyefree-blog-blog]

[ciqqy]

if you get out of bed come find us heading for the bridge bring a stone all the rage my little dark age

[sovietnam]

[theweirdwideweb]

[weirdmageddon]

i dont understand people who treat reddit as though the entire site is awful as a whole. went on r/grilledcheese today and saw this

[lindsaychrist]

[beyoncerry-deactivated20230129]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOQHWISNWLDNFK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cdplayer]

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

[wizard-email]

unregulated use of girlpower. thousands dead millions unemployed

[lizard--email]

[wherewolf]

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

[le-skye]

fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard

[comment-tube]

[snowywarmthkuya]

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

[snowywarmthkuya]

wait.

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[weirdness-is-good]

This is what boomers go through every time they use a self checkout.

[tilthat]

TIL that tomatoes possess the genes to produce capsaicinoids but they are not expressed. Recently, researchers discovered a technique to turn on translation of those genes and they grew spicy tomatoes.

via reddit.com

[mooncustafer]

The tomatoes chose non-violence, but those researchers just had to push them

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I got the wildest message the other day from someone who was like “hey I have an important question! text me at this number” and when I told her no, I wasn’t going to text a random stranger from my personal number for no reason, she lost her shit and implied that she was investigating me in connection with the disappearance of a Canadian teenager

I love the Internet

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

sir this is an arby’s

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I’m like 80% sure this person is having a mental health crisis and I just have the bad luck to be the subject of a weird delusion but also this is just what the true crime community is like now