don't dream it's over

scottie evans skank. e-boy trash. lame. lmaooooooo.

[scottiexevans]

madivans·:

“Just because it’s about to be winter and it’s currently forty degrees outside, doesn’t mean I can’t drink iced coffee. Whoever tells you otherwise, is completely wrong and never had to sit through Mr. Wilsons droning on about pi. And not the good kind of pi.”

“Sounds like a fuckin’ nightmare. Any kind of math does, really. I make it a point to avoid it but without coffee? I’d probably just pterodactyl screech the entire class. In any case, are you getting your coffee from our lord and savior- The Lima Bean? Or are you being stupid and getting it from a shitty chain?”

[scottiexevans]

@fckericpa: @scottieevans lol i already have. my mom left the room for like a half hour to go bring Sam and Wanda real food at the hospital, and came back to Gir's peace is nice song from the invader zim movie.

@scottieevans: @fckericpa a whole fuckin mess. but, i respect that.

[scottiexevans]

ashermcintosh·:

“i just finished a book that was a thousand pages and i don’t think i put it down once. what day is it? what year is it? who’s president? i don’t even know anymore, i feel like i’ve lost track of all time related things.”

“I’d say I know the feeling but I usually just pretend I’m reading and draw in books. I.. Used to really piss off the librarian.”

[scottiexevans]

fckericpa: when i told my mom i'd help her set up the chior room, and not *over use* her cricut for unnecessary vine references...

fckericpa: she never said for me not to make a poster for Alli's class room with Trisha's monologe from season 1 episode 11 of MPGIS...and this is why she doesn't trust me.

@scottieevans: @fckericpa you're gonna lose your fucking cricut privileges lmfaoooooooooo.

[scottiexevans]

dilli0ncoral·:

blame the internet. and the fact my dads don’t trust me with fire.

I understand why they don’t. Dude... I just... Fucking up an air fryer is an extraordinary feat.

[scottiexevans]

dilli0ncoral·:

note to self, don’t try and make smores in an air fryer…i owe my dads a new air fryer now

What kind of stupid ass thought process did you have that said oh- that’s an amazing idea! Let’s try that! Dillion... I’m concerned.

[scottiexevans]

itsjessyee: fuck off scottie.

itsjessyee: no shit. but that was me a month ago, me now doesn't have the fucking energy to do this.

@scottieevans: @itsjessyee n EVER

@scottieevans: @itsjessyee give it to me then damn. i'll make it.

[scottiexevans]

lockwoodonfire·:

“They do it pretty much every year, they know what’s going to happen.”

“No sympathy for anything of theirs that may get broken, then.”

[scottiexevans]

itsjessyee: do you ever watch a youtube video, and instantly end up buying everything you need to recreate it, and then it gets here and you're just like, what the fuck am i gonna do with all this soapmaking shit.

@scottieevans: @itsjessyee i'd assume ur gonna make soap.

[lockwoodonfire]

“My parents are going out of town next week. It’s like they’re demanding I through a party to celebrate the end of the school year.”

[scottiexevans]

“I don’t understand how they can leave town at this time and not blatantly realize what they’re inviting you to do. If you get caught.. I mean, it’s honestly on them. I’ll vouch for that.”

[scottiexevans]

@brieofsky: had to about threaten to beat shea's ass for slinging mine off of the bed so now there's only like...four on the bed and like the rest are in one of those fancy wall hammock things. at least in my room...at the apartment i have like two on the bed so it's no big deal.

@scottieevans: @brieofsky realistically i should get one of those wall hammock things but at the same time i'd be sad when i looked up and saw their lil faces so far away.

[scottiexevans]

@daisyports: gladly. we've all seen toy story, we know that kind of trauma sticks with a stuffed animal

@scottieevans: @daisyports he's disrespectful af. you're my new favorite porter.

[scottiexevans]

@declantylerport: @scottieevans they'll get over it lmao

@scottieevans: @declantylerport they might but i wont and im the one that sucks your dick :/

[scottiexevans]

@cassiiexojames: sounds like something Declan would attempt. lol

@scottieevans: @cassiiexojames he only likes the axolotl :/

[scottiexevans]

@declantylerport: the axolotl is the only one that can stay lmao

@scottieevans: @declantylerport you're just blatantly disrespecting the avocado and the corgi.

[scottiexevans]

@daisyports: why does he leave the stuffed animals out of the spooning?

@scottieevans: @daisyports because he's MEAN. beat his ass next time u see him for me ok

[scottiexevans]

@scottieevans: tfw ur boyfriend has to maneuver around all ur stuffed animals just to attempt to spoon u