Dinnae call me a Snorlax ye cheeky bint

New blog for the new Female Trainer in Pokemon SS! She's fat, sassy, and alarmingly Scottish.

[rpmememaker]

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Take advantage of this…….

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Just A Peek! Meme

Send “oh”  and I will generate one of the following scenarios where your Muse stumbles upon… [[ alternatively, send a number! ]]

My Muse moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck

My Muse popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage

My Muse rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms

My Muse stretching their arms up, showing their midriff

My Muse bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty

My Muse changing clothes facing away, showing off their back

My Muse hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh

My Muse fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist

My Muse scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side

My Muse wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders

(Reverse version of this meme!)

[rpmememaker]

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Take advantage of this…….

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send one of the following for your muse to...

❤  - kiss my muse on the (specify area)

✂ - backhand my muse across the face

✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)

Δ  - point a weapon at my muse

☮ - interact with my muse’s pet

♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc)

★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action

☀ - ask my muse to stay the night

☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm

Add ‘reverse’ for my muse to do it to yours instead!

[scottishsnorlax]

Here’s 30 chocolate bars Freya

“Aye thirty bleedin’ bars? Ye got yer headparts screwed in th’ wrong way or some’in? Who the bloody ‘ell needs thirty blasted chocolate bars? Am Ah savin’ ‘em for a bloody apocalypse or some’in? Crivens...”

[scottishsnorlax]

thegreediestgals‌:

“I’m simply relaying what trainers have told me in the past is all. The ‘sense of wonder’ is supposedly enough that some don’t even realize they’ve taken a boat here or ridden the Magnet Train. It’s only a suggestion.”

Scratching her head awkwardly, the stoic woman looked to and fro. “Regardless, I suppose that’s to be expected considering you’re inland. Between the season and how far we are from the coast, it’s to be expected. If you’d like, we can continue the discussion at my Gym.”

“Magnet...train...Aye what sort of fancy pants lingo are ye spoutin’ at me now?” She shook her head and sighed heavily, already feeling a bit exhausted by all the chaos. “Look, whatever, let’s go tae this gym or whatever it is ye got. Certainly the most sensible suggestion anyone’s had since Ah left me bloody ‘ome, that’s for sure.”

She picked up her Scorbunny, patting it’s head and taking the donuts from her. She let the Pokemon climb onto her shoulder as she deposited the treats into her bag and followed the Leader. “Mayhap ye can give me a bit o’ knowledge on what Ah’m even s’posed tae be doin’ as a Trainer anyhow? Ah’m not exactly keen on the details o’ such an adventure, after all.”

[scottishsnorlax]

gluttonygirls‌:

“I mean, I haven’t had lunch yet…” The insults rolled off of the blonde, none of them sticking as she hummed in thought. Her good nature was just too prevalent to actually let them sink in past her fatty skin. Instead she waddled after the scot, bumping her massive hips against her accidentally as she peered into the towering grass just outside of town.

“I guess, if you want company, I can just go with you. It’s always safer to team up while in the wild, and if you want to go eat then food tastes better with company…”

Also don’t pay attention that the Scorbunny is under the shadow of her gut, it’s good shade.

“Ah...Ye....”

She threw her hands up and groaned loudly. “Whatever lass, yer not gonna go away no matter what Ah say anyhow, are ye? Yer too thick headed tae even understand what Ah’m sayin’. Cannae believe Ah’m stuck with a floozy as dense as a snorlax in both wits and weight.”

She waved to her Pokemon companion, fearing for it’s safety in the event the large boulder of a woman stepped the wrong way, pulling it up to her shoulder. “Ah s’pose ye want me name then. Ah’m Freya, not quite sure it’s a pleasure but we’ll ignore that for now. Ah’ve got no idea on how to start this trek so Ah’ll leave it up tae ye tae figure out our first stop.”

[scottishsnorlax]

Hey Freya want some snacks?

“Dae bears shite in the woodlands mate? ‘Course Ah’ll take some free food. No lass in ‘er right mind would turn down some’in like that.”

[scottishsnorlax]

Is this a side blog? If so, who does it belong to?

nah sideblogs are for chumps <3

[scottishsnorlax]

describe butt

Very round, also soft. Her hips and butt are about the same width as her shoulders, roughly, so she has a wide bum.

[scottishsnorlax]

Describe gut.

Soft and shaped like a friend.

Also very modest for someone that’s spent most of her life sitting on her bum waiting for the day her Pokemon adventure would start.

[omnipointmuses]

Send “Describe + ___” Plus a part of my muse’s body for a description.

Feel free to not specify and the mun will choose a random bodypart.

[scottishsnorlax]

gluttonygirls‌:

Boing!

That certainly is a lot of blubber, isn’t it?

Either not caring or not noticing the wobble her gut gave from the poke, she instead brought a hand to her cheek, cupping her rounded face as Alice let out a yawn. “Well, I was going around for an hour already looking for them, but I didn’t find any. I was taking a break.”

If you can’t tell, she’s as lazy as a Snorlax too.

“Yer in a bloody residential area ye saucy tart! Yer not gonna find anythin’ here but good folk tryin’ tae live their lives in peace. An ye gave up after jus’ an hour? If ye can’t keep yerself awake for longer than that then ye don’t have th’ chops tae be a trainer in th’ first place.”

She angrily stomped past the woman, huffing as he Scorbunny scuttled along behind her. She stopped near the edge of town, next to a gate leading into the closest route. She pointed angrily once more and glared at the woman. “Not even five bloody minutes outside th’ city an’ Ah’m already seein’ a dozen of th’ li’l buggers flailin’ aboot! It’s like ye dinnae even try tae look!”

She stomped back, exasperated, and set her hands on her hips. “So what are ye plannin’ on doin’ then? Still not gonna go out there? I bet ye jus’ wanna go have yerself another bleedin’ feast tae keep that blubber packed full.”

[scottishsnorlax]

gluttonygirls‌:

“Aw, thanksies~” Floozy is a compliment, right?

Blinking, the tanned girls hands went down to her stomach, resting on them. Sure, she’s a little heavier than the other fatty, maybe by a couple hundred pounds or so, but that’s no need to be rude. Adjusting the straps of the backpack, the blonde finally rose to her feet, her height only making her seem wider.

“I just eat a little more than most, is all~”

“Oh jus’ a li’l she says. Aye, and Ah’m th’ bloody Queen of England. Ye got more blubber than a Snorlax could ever boast tae havin’.” She leaned forward and sank a finger deep into the other girl’s massive gut and sighed. “Crivens, Ah thought Ah’d be findin’ Pokemon, not bloody lardasses lazin’ aboot on me front lawn. If yer not gonna make me fight ye, then what are ye still standin’ aboot for? Shouldn’t ye be out catchin’ more Pokemon too?”

[scottishsnorlax]

thegreediestgals‌:

“I’m just not terribly used to visitors as of late. Trainers around the region often have trouble with my gym’s…eccentricities, so they often try to find an alternative to my badge. ” Pondering over her question, Sabrina shrugged as well. “Saffron City. Perhaps you were so excited to get started on your journey you wandered a bit too far? Trainers fresh on their journey are known to find themselves in unknown areas in no short order after all.”

“Wandered too far, aye? What dae ye bloody think th’ world looks like lass? Ah might not know too much aboot th’ world as a whole but Ah can be sure Galar ain’t jus’ a wee hop an’ skip across th’ road. Ah get yer jus’ as confused an’ all, but that’s jus’ a li’l too far-fetched if ye catch my meanin’.”

She glanced around and stuffed her hands in her pockets, frowning a bit. “Least Ah dinnae have tae worry aboot a change o’ clothes. Still jus’ as bloody baltic as Galar was. Crivens...”

[scottishsnorlax]

gluttonygirls‌:

“Actually, I am a trainer!” It takes a few seconds for her to reply, her slow brain needing a moment to process the other girl’s thick accent. “It’s just a bother to start fights the second I meet someone, so I usually don’t. I’m from Kanto, so I wanted to see what pokemon were in the region…”

“Aye, Kantoo? There’s that word again. Some curvy lass were mentionin’ it th’ other day tae me. All o’ ye from that region seem a bit floozy in th’ head from what Ah’ve seen of ye.”

A shrug and a pause as she watches the other woman adjust herself and take in what she had said. “A trainer, are ye? Ye sure dinnae look like much of one. Ah know Ah’m on th’ chunkier side m’self but yer jus’ a downright mountain o’ blubber. Ye waste any more time like ye were there and someone’s liable tae skin ye for yer warmth.”

[scottishsnorlax]

🍸

“Oh ye think Ah’m just a bloody alcoholic then do ye? I’m happy tae have a kip at any given time aye, but Ah’m no bleedin’ menace a’ight? Ah dinnae jus’ go ‘round drinkin’ like a wee fish ye hear? Ah’m oot ‘ere lookin’ for me Pokemon so Ah can ‘ave me a cheeky li’l journey so this isn’t th’ time for drinkin’!”