Scott the Pie Maker

Lover of books, baked goods, bow ties, video games, wine, coffee, dogs, vinyl records, and antique furniture...among other things.

[scottthepiemaker]

me: *wont start episode until I have a huge plate of food*

me: *finishes food before opening theme finishes*

[scottthepiemaker]

Happy Canada Day! #CanadaDay #baking #pie #scottthepiemaker

[scottthepiemaker]

Happy Easter!!! Celebrating with Pineapple Pie! [Not very pretty in this top down view...was having some troubles with the top crust.] So fresh and tart with lime zest and dark rum. Definitely made me excited for the warm weather to get here! #pie #baking #pineapple #firstprizepies @firstprizepies

[scottthepiemaker]

Birthday celebrations with my favorite Foof, @thatbethgirl!!! I have concocted an Elvis Pie! [Apparently he liked peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches!] The crust is made with peanut butter cookies and bacon. It's then filled with a homemade vanilla pudding/custard and banana slices. Then it's topped with a peanut butter whipped cream! #baking #pie #Elvis #firstprizepies @firstprizepies

[hanien95-deactivated20151017]

[ryan]

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES I JUST WATCHED THIS

[troyeboyish]

if anyone is unhappy please for god’s sake, just watch this over and over

[scottthepiemaker]

Turkey Shepherd's Pie! So fun to make! I love me some savory pie... #pie #baking #turkeyshepherds #scottthesavorypiemaker

[iguanamouth]

do you think there are different species of onix based on different minerals? what if there's a bismuth onix, that would look like a porygon had sex with an onix.

sssshit. sshit shit shit my one weakness, pokemon and minerals alright im not gonna even touch the bismuth one and theres no way ive got time to do this concept justice but

[brooxxklyn]

Can we tag the Pokemon company in this post please !!! I don’t care about 3D anymore I…. No WE ALL NEED THIS

P.s great art !!!!!!!!

[somethomas-blog]

[starryheavenstos]

This is my other favorite one

[rising]

We are now engaged!

[tattooed-lez]

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of Internet Explorer and I’ll be sin-

[classicdaisycalico]

It gets funnier the longer you wait

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[idontcareforgob]

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. 

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

[reaperofriffs]

Tentacruel

[theapatheticstag]

That’s not ok. None of this is ok.

[tidass]

final fantasy x: piano collections // [insp]

[scottthepiemaker]

Colleen and I are celebrating Pal-entine's Day with The Last Five Years movie and Rocky Road Pie! #pie #baking #rockyroad #firstprizepies @firstprizepies

[scottthepiemaker]

Banana Split Pie for @kabroom's birthday!!! Sugar cone crust, chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, bananas, homemade whip cream, walnuts, rainbow sprinkles, hot fudge, maraschino cherries. Boom. #baking #pie #bananasplit #firstprizepies @firstprizepies

[scottthepiemaker]

Obligatory Post-Audition Margarita! #UPTA (at Westy's)

[scottthepiemaker]

Snow day baking...FINAL ROUND! Brownie Fruit Pizza! Brownies made in a cupcake pan with cream cheese frosting and fresh blueberries, bananas and kiwi! @kaboom is a GENIUS! #baking #brownies #fruitpizza #snowday

[scottthepiemaker]

Snow day baking ROUND THREE! Personal Pan Brownies with a crunchy peanut butter swirl and Valentine's M&M's! Woo-hoo, @kabroom! #baking #brownies #snowday

[scottthepiemaker]

Snow day cookies, ROUND TWO! @kabroom and I present Gluten-free Peanut Butter Cookies...with a Hug!!! #baking #cookies #glutenfree #peanutbutter #snowday