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your daily scourgefact, straight from the accursed himself.

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i havent pissed in 2,000 years!

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the scourge is actually a very effective toothpaste!

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when you're immortal, you don't have to worry about syphilis!

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MY BODY IS A CAGE

WE TAKE WHAT WE'RE GIVEN

JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN

THAT DON'T' MEAN YOU'RE FORGIVEN

karaoke is angelgard's only passtime!

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look, noct. everybody makes mistakes. everybody has those days.

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daemons can be sexy, too!

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m'scourged is not an appropriate greeting to use towards an oracle!

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daemons do not make for good chess opponents, so you may have to find and kidnap a professional when you get bored!

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oh fuck ive been alive for thousands of years an no one told me my hat looks this stupid why did no one tell me -

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if you become the living embodiment of the scourge, you'll have to live through yours and other's worst memories for thousands of years! watch out, it may drive you mad!

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the daemons in phillip pullman's his dark materials series are actually twins of their humans, twisted and tortured in the womb by the scourge!

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cain had the right idea!

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if the astrals tell you that you have the power to heal the world of the scourge, watch out! it's a trap!

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immortality due to above-regulation scourge consumption is known to lower your life insurance premiums!

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the scourge tastes like the infinite darkness of the void! this accursed reccomends adding creamer!

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