Wandering Chemical

Hey, I'm Phillip or Scout although people usually just call me Scout. Crazy Aussie who spends his time playing video games and posting random shit on the internet. Stay a while, sit by the campfire and enjoy the soothing guitar.

[huskylluvr]

(Source)

[itsapmseymour]

what is your opinion on moths?

Friend shaped

[neonleonprimetime-crucifix]

[scoutpie]

I miss the simpler times i had with the people i cared about.

[scoutpie]

I don't post anything on this dumb website for years, then after a few dumb posts with no tags suddenly all the bots start following me. How did they find me?

[scoutpie]

My cat is killing me, she has left so many cuts on my hand. Lil devil.

[scoutpie]

i think they unbanned rimworld, pog!

[scoutpie]

You can never cut the cancer out. It just keeps growing and growing. A sharper knife, a hotter flame. You cut and cut but no ground is gained. The cancer returns, the blade dulls, the flame goes cold. But don't stop, never let it grow out of control. Cut it out

[scoutpie]

Sleep is for the weak. God do I wish I wasn't built so strong.

[scoutpie]

i enjoy the ramblings of broken people

[scoutpie]

[scoutpie]

[romance-incubomp3-deactivated20]

Stardew Valley is wild cause it’s this fun wholesome little game where you raise animals and grow crops and get married but it also has monsters and dwarves and the mayor and rancher lady are secretly fucking and it’s heavily implied the shop owner’s daughter is actually an illegitimate child his wife had with the local wizard and there’s a note from your grandpa saying he’s gonna return from the grave and visit you on the dawn of your third year in the valley

[szbnahl]

Don’t forget that the country you’re in is being invaded by a much larger nation, one of your fellow townspeople has PTSD from being tortured in a POW camp and it’s causing him to lash out at his wife, one of the marriage candidates lives in an abusive household, another one is suicidally depressed, the mayor is using taxpayers’ money to build solid gold statues of himself while the infrastructure crumbles but everybody’s so disenfranchised with politics that nobody ever stands against him for election and, oh yes, the main plot of the game is that a supermarket is trying to destroy the town so that they can stripmine the local area.

[bizuriaaa]

Okay but this is probably the post that will make me buy this game like

What the fuck I thought it was just a farming sim

[artartissijam]

Also you can be gay

[scoutpie]

What's worse,being hungry or being horny

[scoutpie]

Being in front of the person you love,looking at the ground all shy. They take your hand and gently lift your chin so you are face to face with each other. And then you hear the words you always wanted to hear.

Makes the heart do back flips.

[scoutpie]

The world is a big place, and yet I don't have enough room to get out of the car in the garage, ever.

[scoutpie]

Merry Christmas!