Jasper Has No Bones

I'm made of silly string :3

[scp-32841]

Hello :DDD

The nice people in the labcoats keep calling me SCP-32841 but I prefer the name Jasper (*^▽^*)

Technically my blog name is a lie, I do technically have bones, they’re just very very bendy. Very useful for sneaking into places I’m not meant to be in, but I’m also constantly wobbling everywhere… it can get inconvenient.

Dependant on my good behaviour, the silly labcoat people let me have this blog :))))))

It’s gonna be so fun :333

=^. .^=

Hello, mod here.

This is an scp role play sideblog ran by me.

I appreciate asks :)

My other ask blog is @c-o-g btw

Rules for asks:

-No NSFW asks on this blog. They’ll get deleted.

-No Dr Bright stuff.

I haven’t quite worked out the lore yet, so I’ll edit this post over time.

Character Description:

Height: 4’ 5”

Eye Colour: right eye hazel, left eye dark brown

Hair Colour: dark brown with grey streaks

Hair Description: long, going down to waist- usually tied back into a plait/two buns

Voice Claim: Allan from Smiling Friends

[scp-32841]

idk

[icebergsinferno]

ok so I normally wouldn’t ask you of all people-

BUT PLEASE GET ME A FLAMETHROWER OR MOLOTOVS THE FUCKING MYCELIUM IS COMING AFTER MY ASS. I WILL OWE YOU LITERALLY ANYTHING.

- @dr-novaetine

Ugh. You people only come to me when you need something. Not a "how are you doing?" "Are your injuries healing well" or even a fucking "HI". Hmmph.

I could lend you a couple of explosives, maybe a flamethrower, but you'll owe me. Im currently stuck getting monitored in the infirmary but I'll lend you my keys to get them from my workshop. ONLY MY WORKSHOP.

Do NOT go into the rest of my apartment or I will shove a Molotov so far up your ass you're coughing up glass for a week!

Also, what do you mean the mycelium?

[scp-32841]

That’s a question for @businessmancompanyintern

[dr-novaetine]

I don’t know what the fucking mycelium is I’m like half sure it’s a mushroom and I know it’s coming in two days. I’m gonna go find iceberg or something to see if I can get like a flamethrower or a Molotov or something.

[scp-32841]

hehehehe you’re gonna dieeee :D

[thealtoclef]

I'm being sexually harassed. I'm being sexually harassed by a man who claims to love me.

[businessmancompanyintern]

do you want me to send the mycelium his way?

[thealtoclef]

...NO? I don't want him dead, Jesus Christ!

[businessmancompanyintern]

alright, brick throwing it is.

[scp-32841]

I could throw a jar of horseflies at him?? Or wasps. But to be honest I’m leaning towards horseflies. Those fuckers are vicious :3

[businessmancompanyintern]

hell yes.

[thealtoclef]

You don't have to attack him with bugs, good lord! I feel I've summoned a beast by complaining. I was kiddin', y'all know that, right?!

[businessmancompanyintern]

kid all you want, i was serious when i said i'd send the mycelium after him if you need. 🤷‍♂️ just let me know.

[scp-32841]

I’m serious about the horseflies >:(

I went to all this trouble risking my tumblr privileges by breaching containment and trying to get as many horseflies as possible into a jar (very annoying to do btw, THE FUCKERS KEPT BITING ME) -and now you’re saying it was just a joke????

Maybe I’ll throw them at you, see how you like getting bitten >:((((((((

[thealtoclef]

Christ Almighty, I'm sorry ya misunderstood. Ya wanna give 'em to me? I got a way of disposin' things people don't want.

[scp-32841]

Look out they’re going to GET YOU >>>:(((((((

[thealtoclef]

I'm being sexually harassed. I'm being sexually harassed by a man who claims to love me.

[businessmancompanyintern]

do you want me to send the mycelium his way?

[thealtoclef]

...NO? I don't want him dead, Jesus Christ!

[businessmancompanyintern]

alright, brick throwing it is.

[scp-32841]

I could throw a jar of horseflies at him?? Or wasps. But to be honest I’m leaning towards horseflies. Those fuckers are vicious :3

[businessmancompanyintern]

hell yes.

[thealtoclef]

You don't have to attack him with bugs, good lord! I feel I've summoned a beast by complaining. I was kiddin', y'all know that, right?!

[businessmancompanyintern]

kid all you want, i was serious when i said i'd send the mycelium after him if you need. 🤷‍♂️ just let me know.

[scp-32841]

I’m serious about the horseflies >:(

I went to all this trouble risking my tumblr privileges by breaching containment and trying to get as many horseflies as possible into a jar (very annoying to do btw, THE FUCKERS KEPT BITING ME) -and now you’re saying it was just a joke????

Maybe I’ll throw them at you, see how you like getting bitten >:((((((((

[thealtoclef]

I'm being sexually harassed. I'm being sexually harassed by a man who claims to love me.

[businessmancompanyintern]

do you want me to send the mycelium his way?

[thealtoclef]

...NO? I don't want him dead, Jesus Christ!

[businessmancompanyintern]

alright, brick throwing it is.

[scp-32841]

I could throw a jar of horseflies at him?? Or wasps. But to be honest I’m leaning towards horseflies. Those fuckers are vicious :3

[businessmancompanyintern]

hell yes.

[thealtoclef]

You don't have to attack him with bugs, good lord! I feel I've summoned a beast by complaining. I was kiddin', y'all know that, right?!

[scp-32841]

I’m not good with social interactions tbh =_=

One time I squirted lemon juice in someone’s eyes because I thought they were trying to fight me. Turned out they just wanted a high five :’D

But I already have the jar of horseflies, what do I do with them now?????

[thealtoclef]

I'm being sexually harassed. I'm being sexually harassed by a man who claims to love me.

[businessmancompanyintern]

do you want me to send the mycelium his way?

[thealtoclef]

...NO? I don't want him dead, Jesus Christ!

[businessmancompanyintern]

alright, brick throwing it is.

[scp-32841]

I could throw a jar of horseflies at him?? Or wasps. But to be honest I’m leaning towards horseflies. Those fuckers are vicious :3

[scp-32841]

Ok so kind of an out of character post but I’m using a site skin that wasn’t made by me and I know very little about CSS, so I was wondering how I can change the image to something that hurts my eyes less? I really like this skin but as someone prone to headaches and migraines the sparkles are a bit too much for me (especially since they have an animation which isn’t shown in the screenshot. (Cut off added because image may cause issues for photosensitive users)

[thealtoclef]

I think it would be a funny prank if you kissed Kondraki. It would make him sooo mad if you kissed him sloppy style. Oh that would be so funny.

He don't like bein' kissed sloppy style, so fuck you. And I ain't tryna taste more of his disgustin' saliva. Tastes like goddamn cheap vodka.

[scp-32841]

How do you know that he doesn’t like being kissed sloppy style 🤨📸

[thealtoclef]

Meow, meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow meeow meow? Meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow.

@scp-32841

Yer the worst of them. Yer like one'a them orange ones, loud and really goddamn stupid.

[scp-32841]

:3

[scp-32841]

“Hi! Wanna be friends?” ~ @chitterskit

YESSSSsssSSS :DDD

[chitterskit]

“Eeek! Yay! Maybe I can schedule a visit! Or you can visit me! Or we can just chat on here! Monty told me it’s good to have friends!”

[scp-32841]

Visiting may be difficult :(

Ever since I took someone’s skin and hid in the vents, the weird labcoat guys have been so annoying >:[

[scp-32841]

“Hi! Wanna be friends?” ~ @chitterskit

YESSSSsssSSS :DDD

[thealtoclef]

meow

What are ya, a fuckin' cat?

[scp-32841]

MEOW

[scp-32841]

Felt cute, might delete later :3

[scp-32841]

I BET YOU’RE ALL JEALOUS ^.^

[scp-32841]

OMG KITTY OMG KITTY KITTY IT’S A KITTY AWWWWW KITTY I’M GOING TO EXPLODEEEEEE