Welcome to Site 227

Now get out

[scp-osha]

"Welcome to Site 227"

As the staff knows far too well, you people will most likely not head our advice to stay away no matter who gets killed, so External Affairs-

That's me!

Yes that's you....External Affairs has made us established some ground rules before we may continue to speak with you.

All people are loved and appreciated here. If you have any sort of hatred towards those under the LGBT umbrella, do not interact. If you dislike those with disabilities, do not interact. If you dislike people of color, then you're gonna hate it here, don't interact.

MAPS are Pedophiles, Pedophiles do not interact.

This is fake, so trigger warning for unreality.

The SCP foundation is based on many heinous acts, so trigger warning for death, blood, gore, violence and torture.

Now Remember

Stay Safe

Stay Calm

Stay Prepared

Secure

Contain

Protect

Welcome to SCP-Osha.

[4b5a20-deactivated20210913]

[scp-security-guard-osha]

Well, who are you?

I am Security Guard #267.

Who are you?

[scp-osha]

Site 227 Director Dr. XXXXX Pendragon. What are you doing here?

[creepy-osha]

Hello!

- @scp-osha

Oh hello, who might you be?~

[scp-osha]

I have no name, buuut you can call me Affa!

[creepy-osha]

Ah I see, welcome to my department dear affa

There’s something vaguely unsettling about the being standing before affa

[scp-osha]

Affa's smile just grew wider as she stared

It's a pleasure to meet you! What's your name, if you don't mind my asking?

[creepy-osha]

I am tanssia♡︎

Tanssia dramatically bows to Affa

[scp-osha]

Well it's quite the pleasure to meet you Tanssia! When I heard about a new department, I just had to come and see it for myself!

[creepy-osha]

Hello!

- @scp-osha

Oh hello, who might you be?~

[scp-osha]

I have no name, buuut you can call me Affa!

[creepy-osha]

Ah I see, welcome to my department dear affa

There’s something vaguely unsettling about the being standing before affa

[scp-osha]

Affa's smile just grew wider as she stared

It's a pleasure to meet you! What's your name, if you don't mind my asking?

[creepy-osha]

Hello!

- @scp-osha

Oh hello, who might you be?~

[scp-osha]

I have no name, buuut you can call me Affa!

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[someemochick]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

This is us, besties in the oshaverse

[duskdragonxiii]

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[shf-director-watson]

He's not home. Hasn't been in weeks. I thought he was with you guys.

[scp-osha]

That's...worrying. Have you been by yourself this whole time?

[shf-director-watson]

No. I was hangin' out with some guys elsewhere. [They choose to omit the whole "hanging out in the past at OSHA" thing, since they're pretty sure the SHF wouldn't appreciate it.] But I found my way back. What do you want? If I see him again, I'll leave a message.

[scp-osha]

*Intelligence bent down and held out an envelope, smiling at Rocket* Just give him this. It was nice meeting you. What's your name?

[shf-director-watson]

I'm Rocket. [They take the envelope.]

[scp-osha]

Well I hope we see you again Rocket, hopefully under slightly better Circumstances. *He stands up, fixing his suit* External?

Hmm, oh yeah! If you ever need some help, just call us and say it's for External Affairs! *She dropped a card to the ground, turned on her heels, and walked away. Intelligence sighed and followed behind, waving bye to Rocket*

[shf-director-watson]

[Rocket waits until they're gone and opens the envelope.]

[scp-osha]

' To Director Murphy Wattson,

The SCP Foundation has taken interest in not only you, but of SHF and the research that has been conducted inside your facility. It is believed to be mutually beneficial if you allowed the Intelligence and Scientific division of the nearby Site 227 to study and/or assist with current and future research and containment of SHF assets.

In return, you shall be given Level 4 access to all resources inside Site 227, as well as conduct your own research on any future contained SCPs. The terms to this agreement can be negotiated.

We eagerly look forward to your response,

Secure, Contain, Protect.

The O-5 Council '

[shf-director-watson]

Hm. [They put the letter away. It's time to do some research.]

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[shf-director-watson]

He's not home. Hasn't been in weeks. I thought he was with you guys.

[scp-osha]

That's...worrying. Have you been by yourself this whole time?

[shf-director-watson]

No. I was hangin' out with some guys elsewhere. [They choose to omit the whole "hanging out in the past at OSHA" thing, since they're pretty sure the SHF wouldn't appreciate it.] But I found my way back. What do you want? If I see him again, I'll leave a message.

[scp-osha]

*Intelligence bent down and held out an envelope, smiling at Rocket* Just give him this. It was nice meeting you. What's your name?

[shf-director-watson]

I'm Rocket. [They take the envelope.]

[scp-osha]

Well I hope we see you again Rocket, hopefully under slightly better Circumstances. *He stands up, fixing his suit* External?

Hmm, oh yeah! If you ever need some help, just call us and say it's for External Affairs! *She dropped a card to the ground, turned on her heels, and walked away. Intelligence sighed and followed behind, waving bye to Rocket*

[shf-director-watson]

[Rocket waits until they're gone and opens the envelope.]

[scp-osha]

' To Director Murphy Wattson,

The SCP Foundation has taken interest in not only you, but of SHF and the research that has been conducted inside your facility. It is believed to be mutually beneficial if you allowed the Intelligence and Scientific division of the nearby Site 227 to study and/or assist with current and future research and containment of SHF assets.

In return, you shall be given Level 4 access to all resources inside Site 227, as well as conduct your own research on any future contained SCPs. The terms to this agreement can be negotiated.

We eagerly look forward to your response,

Secure, Contain, Protect.

The O-5 Council '

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[shf-director-watson]

He's not home. Hasn't been in weeks. I thought he was with you guys.

[scp-osha]

That's...worrying. Have you been by yourself this whole time?

[shf-director-watson]

No. I was hangin' out with some guys elsewhere. [They choose to omit the whole "hanging out in the past at OSHA" thing, since they're pretty sure the SHF wouldn't appreciate it.] But I found my way back. What do you want? If I see him again, I'll leave a message.

[scp-osha]

*Intelligence bent down and held out an envelope, smiling at Rocket* Just give him this. It was nice meeting you. What's your name?

[shf-director-watson]

I'm Rocket. [They take the envelope.]

[scp-osha]

Well I hope we see you again Rocket, hopefully under slightly better Circumstances. *He stands up, fixing his suit* External?

Hmm, oh yeah! If you ever need some help, just call us and say it's for External Affairs! *She dropped a card to the ground, turned on her heels, and walked away. Intelligence sighed and followed behind, waving bye to Rocket*

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[shf-director-watson]

He's not home. Hasn't been in weeks. I thought he was with you guys.

[scp-osha]

That's...worrying. Have you been by yourself this whole time?

[shf-director-watson]

No. I was hangin' out with some guys elsewhere. [They choose to omit the whole "hanging out in the past at OSHA" thing, since they're pretty sure the SHF wouldn't appreciate it.] But I found my way back. What do you want? If I see him again, I'll leave a message.

[scp-osha]

*Intelligence bent down and held out an envelope, smiling at Rocket* Just give him this. It was nice meeting you. What's your name?

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[shf-director-watson]

He's not home. Hasn't been in weeks. I thought he was with you guys.

[scp-osha]

That's...worrying. Have you been by yourself this whole time?

[shf-director-watson]

Excuse me, I'm-

You mean We!

Yeah, sorry, we're here to speak with....Murphy Wattson?

[@scp-osha ]

[A small ravenhaired teenager squints up at their visitors for a moment, uncertain, before they speak.]

He isn't here. Are you guys with the SHF?

[scp-osha]

Yep. we're a bit new though, as if that wasn't obvious, and we were hoping to speak with Mr. Wattson about some things.

What about you? Are you new around here too? I don't remember seeing you around!

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

Well, well, well! Who are you? Are you okay? You look.....weak.

-@scp-osha

I am Bailee. I am not weak.

[scp-osha]

If that's what you think, then okay. What are you doing out here? You look as though you've never been around here before, are you new?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

[It ignores the first comment]

What am I doing out here? What does it look like I'm doing?

[scp-osha]

Hiding. You look like you need to be somewhere safe, a nice place that's warm and has exactly what you need. After all, and I hope this doesn't offend you, your appearance causes you to stand out. Greatly.

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I already found somewhere to live.

I know that. I already have plans for it.

[scp-osha]

If you don't mind my poking around, what are your plans? You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

Is it a safe, warm, nice place?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I just want to find my old home.

Yes it is. It is very nice.

[scp-osha]

Perhaps I could help you find it? I have many friends in many places, I can give you resources to find your home.

Do you have a nice change of food and clothes? Or do you even need to eat?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I don't want your help. I want to do this myself.

I do have enough clothes. I don't need that much food but I still have enough.

[scp-osha]

Well if you ever need to talk, or think you need any form of help, then let me know, okay?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

[It isn't paying attention anymore]

Yeah yeah, sure.

[scp-osha]

*she doesn't seem to notice, she doesn't care. She pulls out a card, letting it drop to the ground*

Good. If you ever do call, simply tell them it's an issue with External Affairs. It was very nice to meet you. I'll have my staff watch over the Evil OSHA section of the building to keep you up to date on whatever may happen thanks to your absence. Have a great day!

*She pulls down her red, heart glasses, winking to it before walking out the room*

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

[It sighs after she leaves the room. Great. More garbage to clean up. It picks up the card and stares at it for a moment before walking over to the dustbin. It hesitates. It sighs again and places the card down a nearby table]

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

Well, well, well! Who are you? Are you okay? You look.....weak.

-@scp-osha

I am Bailee. I am not weak.

[scp-osha]

If that's what you think, then okay. What are you doing out here? You look as though you've never been around here before, are you new?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

[It ignores the first comment]

What am I doing out here? What does it look like I'm doing?

[scp-osha]

Hiding. You look like you need to be somewhere safe, a nice place that's warm and has exactly what you need. After all, and I hope this doesn't offend you, your appearance causes you to stand out. Greatly.

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I already found somewhere to live.

I know that. I already have plans for it.

[scp-osha]

If you don't mind my poking around, what are your plans? You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.

Is it a safe, warm, nice place?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I just want to find my old home.

Yes it is. It is very nice.

[scp-osha]

Perhaps I could help you find it? I have many friends in many places, I can give you resources to find your home.

Do you have a nice change of food and clothes? Or do you even need to eat?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

I don't want your help. I want to do this myself.

I do have enough clothes. I don't need that much food but I still have enough.

[scp-osha]

Well if you ever need to talk, or think you need any form of help, then let me know, okay?

[evil-osha-employee-blackbox]

[It isn't paying attention anymore]

Yeah yeah, sure.

[scp-osha]

*she doesn't seem to notice, she doesn't care. She pulls out a card, letting it drop to the ground*

Good. If you ever do call, simply tell them it's an issue with External Affairs. It was very nice to meet you. I'll have my staff watch over the Evil OSHA section of the building to keep you up to date on whatever may happen thanks to your absence. Have a great day!

*She pulls down her red, heart glasses, winking to it before walking out the room*