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who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

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defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

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Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

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And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

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Bad salesman

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This rare creature is known as the lesser long-nosed store jar. It can sniff out any manner of small treats to swallow and hold within its belly.

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also fond of this angle

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i love making art

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today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

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here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!