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The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

dead-boysss

The what???

peachfromcmbyn

The Ikea biphobia couch.

dead-boysss

???

peachfromcmbyn

I don't know what to tell you man.

queermystic

That was the exact thought process

quasi-normalcy

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

quasi-normalcy

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

quasi-normalcy

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

astrologamage

I recently watched this video by hydn called “The Great Concussion Denial” and holy fucking shit. Made me sick to my stomach. The tldr is that it’s all the NFL pushing football on kids but that’s really diluting the story

jimmysownworld

i love the “hollanov has a crush on carter vaughn” take not necessarily in a “i think they would invite him to watch” way but more in a “ilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their ‘would’ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so he’s like “are you guys asking?” and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him “absolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband ever” and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like “that doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?” but vaugh genuinely is just like “rozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievement” and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like “#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishing” despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with it” way

unmutedlark-blog

medically accurate muscle chart:

shutframe

As someone who works in therapy for a living, I can confirm this is 100% accurate

nineprotons

@cosmicdwarf

stele3

For Traitor: neck retraction exercise. While lying in bed with your head flat against the mattress, give yourself the biggest double chin you can. Repeat 10 times.

For Jackass: stop hiking your shoulders up to your ears. This is pretty much a stress thing, it’s human instinct to protect our neck when we’re under stress so that predators can’t get at it. Easiest way to do that is be elevating the shoulders, so. Periodically take not of where your shoulders are at.

Absolute Fuckwaffle: stretch out your chest. The rhomboids on the back work to keep our shoulder blades back, so when we’re hunched forward they are constantly straining to do their job. Unfortunately it’s not as simple as telling you to stand up straight, since our pectorals get chronically tight and prevent us from doing so. Step one: pectoral stretches. Hold for at least 20 seconds.

Asshole: Superman exercises. Like the rhomboids, the ESGs are straining against the slump. Stretching the chest will help them, too, but then you e got to strengthen your back. Do 20 of those per day.

curlicuecal

traitor tried to murder me last night and fuckwaffle is always up on my shit

I’m gonna try these tips

cricketcat9

Rebloging for myself and anyone who has to deal with these fuckers

gossamerorigins

Physical therapists are heroes!

gender-incinerator

I fear many of us are forgetting that trans men belong to Men (the gender) but not Men (the sociopolitical class) and I think thats an important distinction

spikyabyss

I thought the consensus was gender is social construct. can you elaborate on what do you mean by gender as distinct from it's sociopolitical meaning?

gender-incinerator

Trans men are men in the sense that they associate themselves and identify more closely with masculinity as a concept. Having lower voices, masculine-aligned body types and features, fashion, masculine pronouns and language when being referred to, etc. These things are not exclusive to masculinity or manhood. But many trans men and mascs draw euphoria from these features.

They are not treated as equals to Cis men in the hierarchy of society. They are denied medical care and housing options on the basis of their perceived biological sex characteristics. They are paid less than both cis men and cis women, face hiring discrimination, experience higher rates of violent crime against them, are more likely to be poor, etc.

Trans men are men in their hearts and deserve to be respected as such. But trans men are not favored by the social and political systems that make up our society.

gender-incinerator

can you imagine walking up to a post about transfem oppression and saying "hm I think we need some trans mens opinions on this woman's lived experiences"??? You would be chased off the post and into the aether. and rightly so

you are incorrect and we don't need to center transfem voices on a discussion on transmasc oppression.

glasspalacesstoneshop

It’s not “misdirected misogyny”. It’s misogyny fully hitting its intended target.

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace