
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
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todays bird

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i don't do bad sauce passes

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taylor price

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trying on a metaphor

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Misplaced Lens Cap

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@scrapscribbles
hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues
as a trans person ive decided to let yall perceive me for the day, as a treat
There is no “most important” part of the queer community. What I mean is, being gay, being bi, being a lesbian, etc., is all a major part of the community and is extremely important, but someone who’s in the community for a different reason is not suddenly less queer on principle. Straight trans people, straight and/or cis aspecs, etc, are just as important and welcome as anyone else.
These people are not the enemy, nor are they “secret invaders”, they’re members of the community.
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
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hi please stop and watch this video of a baby raccoon herding goats
This woman is a national treasure. She was dead serious too while telling that story.
Happy 75th Birthday to my queen. A woman loved and cherished by ALL!
.... i have never felt so seen
Whatever you think the song is, you’re not ready for it
90 years and nothing has changed
Uhhhhh adult content?
An Iridescent Python with polka dots.
What a pretty noodle! :D
This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.
And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast.
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.
i love and support all strong, fat people
hey!!!!!! congrats!!!!! why??? you ask???? because you made it to today!!! even after everything !! i’m so proud of you!!
This photograph of a ship seemingly floating far above the water is not some Photoshop fakery; it’s physics creating the illusion. It’s an example of what’s known as a superior mirage. (Image credit: D. Morris; via The Guardian; submitted by Alec)
this is how they got that son of a gun loose
Saw this on Facebook. Reposting for the PSA.
As I’m always a skeptic and had never heard of this, I had to look up more information. Very true, and here are excellent sources if you want to learn more - 1 and 2
Most flowers, houseplants and succulents at home depot have been treated with neonicotinoids, and this is true of most major big box stores like it. To avoid these pollinator unfriendly pesticides, consider supporting small greenhouses that don’t use them. Many smaller specialty plant shops eschew their use and thanks to the internet many of them also sell online.