Contractually Bound Homies

Hiya! I'm Mallorie, but call me whatever you feel like! I'll answer to anything! ❤💜💙 • My (old) writing tag is 'jae writes' and my (old) art tag is 'jae draws' :3 • feel free to send me writing/art prompts, ask about my incredibly convoluted incomprehensible story ideas, or even just scream at me about your day! ❤💜💙

[mar-bluu]

Anyways intro post time!!

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Jaelynn-is-slightly-confused -> onmoonswing -> mar-bluu

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Hey!! Call me Marble! or don’t, i go by a billion names lol, so call me whatever you feel like! :3 i dunno i’m not your dad

I draw and write (when my brain feels like working) and I'm always down to chat so feel free to come have a little picnic with me where we drink cups of tea and little sandwiches and braid flowers into our hair :3

I use any pronouns!

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My (most commonly used) names: Marble, Mallorie/Mal/Mars/Marsy, Jaelynn/jae, and Connie

Or you can just give me a whole new one! i don’t really mind!

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List of ocs!

My (old) writing tag: #jae writes

My (old) drawing tag: #jae draws

Im always down to tag things, so if you need something tagged shoot me an ask or dm!

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I'm in a number of fandoms so feel free to send me an ask/message talking about whatever youre interested in! Even if i havent heard of it i always enjoy listening to people talk about their interests!

[depsidase]

[faithdeans]

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

[faithdeans]

IT WORKS!!!!

[faithdeans]

MP3 PALYER

[faithdeans]

[vampiremuney]

[faithdeans]

[guerrillatech]

[victusinveritas]

[the-composite-doll]

DA's office says it won't use statements Luigi Mangione made at station house

The Manhattan district attorney's office signaled Tuesday it would exclude statements that accused CEO killer Luigi Mangione made while in c

[weaselle]

i think it is SO important to note that he could very well be just some dude the cops hoped to pin it on

that said, even IF he did do it, i hope he gets acquitted of all charges and the the entire nation celebrates hugely when he does just to send a fucking message to the people who get wealthier and wealthier the more they deny people healthcare services

all the CEOs and boardmembers of healthcare companies who use AI to auto-deny claims and who override doctor's decisions about what is necessary for a patient -- i want them to feel like they aren't safe in public. I want them to understand on a visceral level how upset we are at the current healthcare situation

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[invizigothx]

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

[invizigothx]

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

[animatedamerican]

how could i ever leave tumblr

[kosmogrl]

[burntmyleg]

i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

[sloppystyle]

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[c-rowlesblogs]

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

[hapalopus]

Bugs with complete metamorphosis (beetles, butterflies, antlions, wasps) typically have 'grubs', while bugs with incomplete metamorphosis have 'baby bugs'. Examples include (but aren't limited to) mantises, crickets, roaches, stink bugs, stick bugs, and treehoppers

Most non-insect arthropods also have a baby stage, such as centipedes, spiders, lobsters, and isopods

[chimaeras501st]

A Baby mantis at my friends house!

[boringkate]

I love how careless and sloppy you can be with water. Fill that glass up as fast as you want. Get it all over the place. Doesn't even matter. Soda drinkers wish they had even a fraction of this power.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking