A place for s/craps of Frozen

Hey because I'm never certain of anything I changed my url from scrapsofhansanna to scrapsoffrozen. Still post s/craps though! Update at random and sometimes I'm just gone. If anyone knows a suitable theme for this garbage dump, hmu!

[scrapsoffrozen]

Can I have this dance?

Referenced @nanasalt’s charming cosplay :))

[diddykongfan]

anyway. i love speedstorm a totally normal amount for totally normal reasons.

(wait. my otp having matching cars, outfits, and license plates that reference their duet ISN’T a totally normal reason? huh. could have sworn that that and “i actually unlocked Them on the Same Day” were very normal reasons.)

[jennieartic]

Lil jellybeans

[theotherpacman]

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

[stonesense]

my favourite thing is characters who just met the person theyre literally going to be wildly in love with for the rest of their lives and theyre like “:/ they’re not all that” this is so embarrassing for u

[sunmoonandtalia]

Man I fucking miss 2014

[sunmoonandtalia]

thinking about 20 something y/o me going feral over writing hans and anna fuck nasty and sharing it with my fellow degenerates like

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[tamsolo]

Them.

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[tamsolo]

Anna's Boys!!!

Some long overdue art for my Consensual Cuck AU Kristhanna!

...psssssssst, art without the ugly watermark is on my pillowfort and bluesky.

[scrapsoffrozen]

Headcanon #1

What if Anna one day decides to learn Danish and refuses to have anyone tutor her but Hans, who was reluctant to from the beginning but agreed for her sake. Days go by, and Hans speaks his native language at such a rapid rate and teaches so harshly that Anna is stunned and asked him why he wasn’t acting his normal, patient self, and does everybody speak so fast at home like this because she doesn’t think so and the very least he could do to teach a beginner like her is speak slowly and articulate better like how he surely does at his kingdom with his family. To this he replies that he is his normal self, that this is what happens at home. 

You need to speak loud and clear and always, always cut straight to the point. 

Otherwise you’ll never be heard above the noise under those precious sixty seconds they grant you every now and then. 

[scrapsoffrozen]

Headcanon #1

What if Anna one day decides to learn Danish and refuses to have anyone tutor her but Hans, who was reluctant to from the beginning but agreed for her sake. Days go by, and Hans speaks his native language at such a rapid rate and teaches so harshly that Anna is stunned and asked him why he wasn’t acting his normal, patient self, and does everybody speak so fast at home like this because she doesn’t think so and the very least he could do to teach a beginner like her is speak slowly and articulate better like how he surely does at his kingdom with his family. To this he replies that he is his normal self, that this is what happens at home. 

You need to speak loud and clear and always, always cut straight to the point. 

Otherwise you’ll never be heard above the noise under those precious sixty seconds they grant you every now and then. 

[rain1940]

Distracted Mulan.

Another chest meme commission for @beverlyhillsb :)

[catherine-the-great-tv]

Anna Karenina & Alexei Vronsky in Anna Karenina. Vronsky story (tv mini-series, Russia, 2017)

[swimthroughthefires]

#men undressing women: [drakeNO.jpg]#men assisting in dressing women: [drakeYES.jpg]#he’s really concentrating in getting those laces sitting right#what a good boy#anna karenina: vronsky’s story#gif harrietvane

[drownedinlight]

On of the things that I learned in high school, which was just one of those facts that was just kind of like, “Yeah?” but is also one of those facts that you rarely see represented, that it does sort of startle into this idea of “wait, is that right.” Men absolutely helped their wives and lovers dress, especially in times when dress had become complicated enough that women could not get dressed alone (ties and buttons that had to fasten in the back for one reason or another, for example). If a woman didn’t have a servant to help her dress, and most women did not, it was the job of her husband once she was married.

[blood-head]

This leads to the interesting trope of a husband discovering his wife’s lover’s handiwork, for example in this 1840 illustration from Paris le Soir. The caption reads: “That’s funny! This morning I made a knot in this lace, and tonight there’s a bow!“

[scrapsoffrozen]

Let's have a good race!

[scrapsoffrozen]

Let's have a good race!

[starlesszova]