unauthorized chaos

*velociraptor noises*

[scrapster15]

You know what would suck? having a superpower and it being nerfed by your own problems...

Like you have the ability to read minds and the thought bubble pop up but your extremely dislexic and by the time you read the first word a new thought pops up. Or the ability to create things but it requires a lot of concentration and your ADHD won't stop singing "hit me baby one more time."

The ability to hypnotize people by singing a certain song a certain way, but your tone deaf so it doesn't work.

[scrapster15]

So this hapened today:

Professor: "This is a fairly easy problem, all you need is a calculator and your brain."

Me:*pulling out calculator*

Me:*out loud* "I only have one of those things."

[scrapster15]

I am 87% sure 95% of the ppl following me are robots, or fake accounts. But i am a 100% sure i don't care. At least my content appeals to some audience's.

[scrapster15]

Me (in the middle of calculus): what if a girl named Hannah started doing hennah and started a buissness called Hannah's Hennah

Friend: sometimes I wonder how your brain works

Me: but at least you don't have to wonder IF my brain works

[scrapster15]

As a good driver. As a driver, I pay attention to all road laws and follow them to the best of my ability. So much so that I have had a total 5 cop cars in the past year, pass me on a two lane road because I was going the speed limit and apparently that wasn't fast enough for them.

So tell me why- even though I never break laws or speed fast enough to warrent being pulled over- every time a cop appears behind me I know, I just KNOW they are going to pull me over???

[scrapster15]

All I gotta say is the Frito Bandito better stay away from my corn chips if he wishes to live.

[scrapster15]

🎶I've got the shoes 🎶

🎶I've got the dress🎶

🎶I guess that makes me🎶

🎶Someone who chooses to look homeless🎶

[scrapster15]

***at a job interview***

Interviewer: so you said on your application you have a "rare skill few others posses that is easier to demonstrate than describe"

Me: that is correct.

Interviewer: would you mind demonstrating it for me?

Me: sure! *pulls out phone, opens tic-tok and watches exactly one video*

Me: *proceeds to close app and put phone away*

Interviewer: ...

Me: ...

Interviewer: You're hired.

[scrapster15]

I think I am officially too tired to be using my brain right now. I just tried to hole punch a piece of paper and it took me three tries before i finally go it right.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[betchawanna]

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

[thatll-do]

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

wizard duel

[lightbenderlin]

wizard collaboration

[scrapster15]

Bard and wizard collab

[viejospellejos]

HEY.

[garbagefrire]

Y'all are missing the best part.

[scrapster15]

u mess with the mom mom, you get the NOM NOM

[ataridoge]

don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

[ilovewigglyworms]

So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes

[ataridoge]

literally quoting the danny phantom theme song word for word

[dannyphantomheritageposts]

Danny Phantom Heritage Post

[scrapster15]

Saw this on pintrest like a year ago and happens to stumble upon it on tumbler after on having tumblr for only a couple days...

[scrapster15]

I was rewatching welcome to demon school iruma-kun! For the umteen-millionth time and just now realized, Hell gray tea, is a pun... its earl gray tea🤣🙄😅

[scrapster15]

*in a group meeting*

Groupmate A: *talking to groupmate B* Oh ok! I see where you are going with this, thats a really good idea! I can tell you out alot of thought into this!

Groupmate A: *turns to me* What about you? What are your your thoughts on this?

Me:

Groupmate A:

Me:

Groupmate A:

Me: *velociraptor screech*

Groupmate B: honestly, that's fair.

[scrapster15]

HEHEHE LOOK AT THIS TRASH!!! I was going though my old phone notes and found these!!! Lol i promise i am better at drawing these were literally never supposed to see the light if day but here ya go tumblr!

[scrapster15]

Me *in the middle of working on a calculus problem*: what if a girl named hannah stared doing hennah and changed her name to hennah so she could start a business called Hennah's Hennah

Friend: sometimes I wonder how your brain works

Me: at least you don't have to wonder IF my brain works

[scrapster15]

Annaneth: *explaining they should have a plan before they head into battle*

Percy: I'm sorry, I don't understand the words you are saying... On a scale of 1-10 can you explain what you mean?