House sentence pack
requested by maninthetincan.
"Everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
"I’ve found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask."
"Like the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’"
“My choice has no practical relevance to my life, I choose the outcome I find more comforting.”
"It’s one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes."
“You can live with dignity, we can’t die with it.”
"Never trust doctors."
"Tragedies happen."
"Weird works for me."
"I hurt my leg. I have a note."
"Sometimes we can’t see why normal isn’t normal."
"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing’s ever right."
"I don’t care much for apologies."
"I was right."
"I was wrong."
"There is NOT a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
"The answer to life itself: Sex."
“I can’t think of a non-sexual metaphor.”
"Arrogance has to be earned."
“Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up… we’re being sued!”
"Trouble in paradise. 2 o’clock."
"We’re missing something."
“ You need a lawyer.”
"Last night probably shouldn’t happen again."
"When two people have had sex, unless it sucks, if they can do it again, they’re going to do it again."
"Did you come for my feelings? Because I left ‘em in my other pants."
"You want to talk hypocrisy? What about YOU?"
"I don’t think you’re looking for somebody to prove you’re right. I think you’re looking for somebody to prove your’re wrong, to give you hope."
"Life is pain!"
(TW!) “Do you know how many times I wanted to just give up? How many times I thought about ending it?”
"Between us, we can do whatever we want. We can rule the world!”
"Stop being an ass!"
"Were you lying?"
(via the-write-ideas)
