[corvidexoskeleton]

Krieg talking to himself in his echo logs

[onlytwitterpics]

[scream0-myname]

tfw you don't have a dad so you have to take your mums answer

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[realistically-unrealistic]

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

[birdonahotdog]

How does it feel to be an adult?

exhausting and everything is expensive

[sobeitjayt]

Cant be ugly if you dont look in the mirror 

[shadyteam]

Marshall Mathers LP Signing

[mrchandlerbings]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ilostmysmile1]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[scifirice]

My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Why in all the 9 layers of fresh hell would anyone ever ask that

[chappellandtheroans]

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

[scream0-myname]

My brain: hey look, a person you care about is paying attention to others that aren't you

me: okay lol? I don't necessarily have to be the most important person in their life or be the only one to get their attention/care; they can care about others and still care about me.

my brain: yeah that's true but also let's get upset about this for no good reason

me: you're totally right thank you

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults