Jake is screaming

hi im Jake I say stupid shit

[angst-oclock]

I would have looked somewhat presentable today if my shirt wasn’t on inside-out.

[screaming-jake]

College

[screaming-jake]

I used to want to be an actor at one point. Then I realized acting wasn't putting on a smile and convincing everyone you okay and fun and nice. That was just lying to myself.

[screaming-jake]

science side: please explain why i have a sudden urge to pee when i step out into cold places, thank you.

[gravity-gravy]

I think it evolved so your pee doesn’t freeze inside of you, I think.

[screaming-jake]

my pee is the future

[screaming-jake]

socks are for the weak, the lazy, and the forgetful

[screaming-jake]

writing is just drawing organized lines

[screaming-jake]

Maybe if every time I made a mistake people didn't look at me like I'd just shot their dog, I might be more willing to try.

Me when people ask why I don't participate in conversations or I'm against trying something.

[screaming-jake]

I Went To Show My Friend A Video But It Turns Out They've Already Seen It by fall out boy

[screaming-jake]

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm attractive but if I take a selfie from a specific angle and kinda above me and tilt my head a certain way and use strong filters and no real expression, I look halfway decent.

[screaming-jake]

if me trying to download 200 songs at 3am to listen at school the next day doesn't describe my life in perfect detail, nothing ever will.

[screaming-jake]

sometimes a post has to go through over 400,000 other people to get to me and sometimes it only has to go through 4 and if that isn't the most surreal shit then I don't know what is.

[screaming-jake]

sometimes I switch my capital "i"s with my lowercase "L"s just to fuck with people.

[screaming-jake]

my parents clean houses for a living and this one old gay couple they work for has a big framed picture in the entryway of Batman and Superman making out.

[screaming-jake]

my parents clean houses for a living and this one old gay couple they work for has a big framed picture in the entryway of Batman and Superman making out.

[screaming-jake]

When I want caffeine, I don't drink coffee. I eat coffee beans.

[screaming-jake]

I should not be laughing this hard at 3am at the term 'dwarfhood'

[screaming-jake]

parents who don't allow their children to eat in the car but will eat in the car in front of them have a special place in hell.

[screaming-jake]

is love supposed to make you feel like a caged animal or is that just me