I would have looked somewhat presentable today if my shirt wasn’t on inside-out.
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I would have looked somewhat presentable today if my shirt wasn’t on inside-out.
College
I used to want to be an actor at one point. Then I realized acting wasn't putting on a smile and convincing everyone you okay and fun and nice. That was just lying to myself.
science side: please explain why i have a sudden urge to pee when i step out into cold places, thank you.
I think it evolved so your pee doesn’t freeze inside of you, I think.
my pee is the future
socks are for the weak, the lazy, and the forgetful
writing is just drawing organized lines
Maybe if every time I made a mistake people didn't look at me like I'd just shot their dog, I might be more willing to try.
Me when people ask why I don't participate in conversations or I'm against trying something.
I Went To Show My Friend A Video But It Turns Out They've Already Seen It by fall out boy
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm attractive but if I take a selfie from a specific angle and kinda above me and tilt my head a certain way and use strong filters and no real expression, I look halfway decent.
if me trying to download 200 songs at 3am to listen at school the next day doesn't describe my life in perfect detail, nothing ever will.
sometimes a post has to go through over 400,000 other people to get to me and sometimes it only has to go through 4 and if that isn't the most surreal shit then I don't know what is.
sometimes I switch my capital "i"s with my lowercase "L"s just to fuck with people.
my parents clean houses for a living and this one old gay couple they work for has a big framed picture in the entryway of Batman and Superman making out.
my parents clean houses for a living and this one old gay couple they work for has a big framed picture in the entryway of Batman and Superman making out.
When I want caffeine, I don't drink coffee. I eat coffee beans.
I should not be laughing this hard at 3am at the term 'dwarfhood'
parents who don't allow their children to eat in the car but will eat in the car in front of them have a special place in hell.
is love supposed to make you feel like a caged animal or is that just me