look alive!

pj 27 he/him white

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[geslotencirkel]

[goobersplat]

The Last Unicorn Running Figure

[clockwork-garden]

starving in the belly of a whale, november 2022. oil, pastel, crayon, and acrylic over acrylic and collage painting over acrylic painting on canvas.

my final painting for the fall semester! and hopefully the final painting on this canvas. also, the return of tumblr's golden boy! he's finally found a friend <3 you can't see all the writing all over the piece for shit because i'm bad at documenting and had to use a set of modeling lights for this entire batch of photos lol

[cokeland-county]

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[delmondo]

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

[thepoisonroom]

hot available breakfast sandwiches in my area

[girlfriendsinjeans]

[memewhore]

[maja-paja]

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[badassdemonsword]

Together, we can end fandom once and for all.

[outkast-suggestion-blog]

hey ya

[cutecipher]

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

[cutecipher]

its unsanitary

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk