Gorl

Tom | 19 | Libra

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[onlytwitterpics]

[psxgfx-deactivated20180706]

???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[hilariousgrindr]

[theprogrocker]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher

[whenyavoguingfem]

lost legends of paris is burning dir. jennie livingston [1990]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Me at gucci: do u have a student discount lol?

[screaming-nuns]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[illkim]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

a timeless classic.

[valykas-deactivated20190916]

I can’t with this. This fucks me up every time.

[no-chill-at-all]

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet on the famous line “I’ll never let you go, Jack.”

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

[sleepyhue-deactivated20221116]

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

“we got a family reunion it’ll be so fun you’re gonna be with all your cousins! we’re all going”

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[gnumblr]

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[markv5]

Баг в повседневной жизни

[napoleanbonafarte]

“A bug in real life”

[diarmuiduaduibhne]

This is the Bethesda Cat. Reblog in the next 15 minutes to clip through the floor and die instantaneously, infinitely falling into the untextured void below the map

[pervocracy]

Why beehives are hexagons.

[robotlyra]

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