the pickle eater

I eat so many pickles everyday to the point that there's only pickles in my system so when I go to take a number two a huge pickle comes out instead of poop

[screaming-pickle-juice]

PSA PSA PSA

YOU CLEARLY DON’T HAVE GOOD TASTE IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED VANNILA SALT COVERED PICKLES

NOT ONLY IS IS HEALTHY IT ALSO CURES FATIGUE AND IT SHOOTS THE SKIN

DON’T COME AT ME SAYING IT’S **GROSS** OR **WEIRD LOOKING**

IT’S A CULTURAL THING

[bubblegum-stims-deactivated2023]

A breakfast food stimboard- requested by absolutely nobody!

🥞 / 🥓 / 🍳

☕ / 🍳 / ☕

🍳 / 🥓 / 🥞

[eatallthecalories]