remarkable mundanity.

I got a square booty so they call me square booty

[sarkhan-volkswagen-deactivated2]

When u see a titty

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[rockhardgeologist]

[serotnin]

callout post for myself

- never sleeps when I need to - cries at anything - fakes positivity - spends money impulsively - requires constant validation - clumsy, can’t go a day without spilling something - laughs at own unfunny jokes

[howmanyletters]

[strangelyschizotypal]

*hears a group of people laughing* my paranoid ass: great what did I do this time

[magical-girl]

me: finally realizes what that actor was also in

me: screams the role with no warning or explanation

[teamcoco]

WATCH: The Origin Of Aubrey Plaza’s Awkwardness

[screamingburritoes]

*right after Candy Store ends*

Heather Chandler: (whispers) I told you not to do the jazz square.

Heather Duke: (whispers) It's a crowd favorite! Everyone loves a good jazz square!

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[stability]

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[guy]

seagull uber

[bob-belcher]

[prasejeebus]

*Dangerous Woman starts playing* Friend 1: Don’t start Friend 2: I’m begging you Me:

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through