YIKES

22, Canada

[colachampagnedad]

what’s the mood for tuesday

[clavarioid-deactivated20190317]

[h1234567890-deactivated]

[leaf-beard-deactivated20200913]

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[mxnrique]

[lifeofcynch]

this is a nightmare

[commander-ledi]

this looks like what anxiety feels like

[qoa]

me

[huffylemon]

[afacelesschampion]

[screencap-central]

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

a full ever after of good luck

[stability]

[wumblr]

crop circles

[thebootydiaries]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

the corn just did that

[gifsboom]

[potedo]

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

[literal-ghost]

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

[catgirl-bartender]

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

[accidental-muse]

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

[mudwerks]

and taunt you afterward

[shabbytigers]

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

[shabbytigers]

this is just so fucked up

[geekandmisandry]

That’s just the average Australian man on a Friday night after a piss up tbh

[royal-emmett]

Tbh,Australia surprises me every day.

[4gifs]

[thegreat-unkn0wn]

what….

[totheready]

jesus fucking christ

[halfempty-girl-deactivated20240]

Poor old yellow trousers on the end didn’t quite make it though did they

[svetlanasmilkovich]

[hotboyproblems]

[hotboyproblems]

same energy

[draws-memes]

[magnusbeatle]

This is the wholesome content i need always

[ratgod-deactivated20211130]

this is how every man who calls himself a woke male feminists talks to women in DMs

[theconcealedweapon]

[toastbutteregg]

me packing for a week trip:

puts all clothes to bed

packs 12 outfits

packs 20 panties and 4 bras

packs 5 shoes

packs 10000 socks

[toastbutteregg]

update: