I am not into mpreg. I want to establish that before I go any further. But I think Cas would want to get Dean pregnant. 1/
One night after a particulalry intense round of sex, Cas is staring at Dean, more than usual. Starry-eyed and worshipful. Dean asks, "What's up Cas?" "I would like us to have children." "Well, we have Jack..." Cas shakes his head, still staring at Dean intently. "I mean children born of our union." 2/
"O-okay..." Dean says. "That's a pretty big step." He smiles briefly to himself, realizing he's not entirely opposed to the idea, but trying to be realistic about it. The chances of finding someone willing to be a surrogate for them, with all the risks that entails, is pretty low. "Let's talk about it in the morning." Cas nods and smiles, caresses his face. "You understand that biology wouldn't be a problem?" Dean short-circuits. "What?" 3/
"I could create a space inside of you for our offspring to grow. Beings created by the fusion of your sould and my grace." His voice drops, his eyes have a crazy glint to them. "I want to watch the seed of life flourish in your body, knowing that I planted it there. See their spirits dance behind your eyes as they develop. Until they are ready to burst from your flesh." "Um..." "It would be painful, of course, but I would heal you afterwards. And you would be so beautiful." 4/
Important things: 1) Cas is not talking about giving Dean standard child-bearing parts. He's talking about chest-burster babies.2) Cas doesn't want to impregnate him with one child. But with, like, a litter. 4-7. 3) Cas uses the most uncomfortable, squickiest language to discuss this at all times. Words like "seed" and "loins" etc. 5/
This just seems to be in the same vein as tentacles and Cas consuming Dean and luxury sex object prison. If Cas cannot eat Dean, he should be allowed to impregnate him. Thank you for your time. 6/6
first of all. anon i am diagnosing you with an oviposition fetish. absolutely no one talks about pregnancy the way that you do without having at least one fetish in the general pregnancy fetish family: the fixation on multiples, the use of âsquickyâ language, âand you would be so beautifulâ...... like all of that is what we in the biz call a tell. add to that the fact that you actively clarified that you arenât into mpreg, the way you specified that these were âchest bursterâ babies, the fact that the fixation on multiples isnât on twins or triplets but on a âlitterâ of â4-7,â generally impossible in human pregnancies, and the fact that you compared it to tentacles, narrows it down to oviposition, because youâre clearly uncomfortable enough with pregnancy that you have trouble kinking on it, so you need a version of pregnancy kink that has like, a little distance which oviposition very much is, the chest burster thing is obvious, and the nonhuman number of multiples and the way you compared it with tentacles suggest a teratophilic (iâm using it correctly this time lmao) bent, which when combined with pregnancy fetish generally means oviposition. if you donât consider that one of your kinks currently, iâd suggest looking it up next time youâre horny, you might have some fun.
second of all. you are right. about cas. unfortunately. cas would LOVE to get dean pregnant it is like. the logical endpoint of his whole Possess And Pamper fetish. complete with using disgusting metaphors about âseedâ and stuff. cas wants dean to be His and also specifically his Wife and the logical endpoint there is His Pregnant Wife. thatâs the ultimate like. mark of ownership, isnât it. also, unfortunately, i DO think cas would want to give dean standard childbearing parts. at least the internal set. temporarily speaking. also i feel like any child conceived this way would be born via angel c-section so the whole chest burster thing wouldnât really come into play. or the multiples. i think cas would want to focus all of his attention on one kid if they did have one.
HOWEVER, i donât think cas would actually want to do it. he wouldnât put dean through that. even if dean like. agreed to it, which i donât think he would, cas just wouldnât wanna do that to him. like, would he find both the act of impregnating dean and the concept of dean pregnant with his nephil intensely erotic? yes. but cas cares about SOME things more than getting off and one of those is deanâs happiness.
IF dean and cas wanted to have a kid that was biologically theirs and you know, one of them had to carry it via cas angelically rewiring their biology, i think it would be cas because it just wouldnât bother him. like, neither the actual physical discomforts nor the gender nightmare of pregnancy would be a problem for cas and honestly i think heâd find it fun. like gardening except a WHOLE SAPIENT BEING and also it belongs to dean. like it wouldnât be sexually charged for either of them in the same way, but cas would enjoy it. it would still be a bit Gender Nightmare for dean, like, the concept of cas who, in deanâs head, Is A Man, being pregnant would extremely fuck with him and his perception of the concept of gender, and also the responsibility of having a CHILD, INTENTIONALLY, and also CAS being in a VULNERABLE STATE because of DEAN, would freak dean the FUCK out. but it wouldnât freak him out nearly as bad as being pregnant.
third of all. if cas and dean wanted to have a biological kid, it would have to be either canon goes au pre-jack and either jack never exists or they have this kid BEFORE jack comes into their lives, or it would have to be YEARS in the future with cas doing some kinda like. adam and serafina keeping dean sexy and middle aged forever with his angel powers thing. because casâ first loyalty is to being a good parent to jack, even above dean. so either jack canât exist yet, or jack needs to be truly all grown up and independent from them. because cas would not want jack to feel supplanted. like. jack is adopted. cas wouldnât want jack to be in the position of being an adopted kid and feeling replaced by his parentsâ ârealâ kid. like cas is a good parent, that would never influence his relationships with his children? but jack might feel like it would, you know? especially since jack already struggles with getting acceptance from dean! like, he isnât really deanâs kid heâs like, his step-kid, but he would like to be deanâs kid and thatâs gonna be even harder if dean and cas have an intentional kid together by their own choice that they planned. so jack has to either not be around, not be around yet, or to have grown up, spread his wings, and left the nest already. if dean and cas are gonna intentionally have another kid.
anyway sorry i hold these opinions but i do and if youâre gonna put things in my askbox, well. thanks for reading this incredibly unfortunate essay.
