Self medicates with caffeine

Alex || They/She pronouns || 24 || random blog for fandoms, asexuality, and feminism || My politics are caring more about other people's comfort safety and general well being over anything else. You care more about being right and woke points? gtfo

[parksandrex]

[parksandrex]

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[artsyfalafel]

Evil Shiro: youre worthless, who could ever love you

Keith having spent 2 years on the back of a space whale hanging out and bonding with Krolia:

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[meeglemore-deactivated20190117]

There’s a better thing to her story. She CONTINUED her thesis in her underwear and afterward her professor said “what would your mother think wearing those kinds of clothes”

And she responded “my mother’s a feminist also a gender and sexuality studies professor. She’s fine with my shorts”

[starry-eyed-wander-deactivated2]

Dear Fellow Writers,

Not everyone is going to like what you write. Some people are going to have problems with decisions you make about characters, development, plot, and so on…they’ll say, ‘oh you should have done this or that, blah blah’ - and guess what? That’s okay.

We’re all different. We make different decisions and we have different preferences. That doesn’t mean that you should stop writing. For the love of God, keep at it! You’re never gonna please everybody all the time. That’s just plain impossible. But if at the end of the day you can look at your book and actually feel happy about the decisions you made then that’s what really matters. 

Write a story that makes YOU happy. Think of all those endings that you liked best, the characters that you cherished the most and consider the fact that maybe, just maybe, someone else in this great big wide world is going to love them just as much as you do. I mean statistically, someone has to, right? A kindred soul (literary soul) that likes all the same cheesy tropes you do, and the sappy sugary sweet couples, or bad ass awesome rad characters with devils on their shoulders - they’re gonna love it. And they’re waiting for it. They’ve been waiting for your book for a long time. So you can do it. Stop worrying about what is wrong with your story and focus on what is right. You can do this. 

Go write your heart out. 

[depresseddisneyprincess]

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names

[enbundad]

Note: teach your kids that there is nothing wrong with being fat.

[trufflesmushroom]

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

[trufflesmushroom]

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

[trufflesmushroom]

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

tbh i thought this was a fictional post from a necromancer’s pov so

[homoeroticism]

[simonalkenmayer]

The things pile up. You can only have so many delicate boxes of human teeth before you just start throwing them in bags, socks, pillowcases…old tea kettles.

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

the weirdest shit i have ever experienced as a swede is when around the mid 2000’s it became popular in sweden for teenage boys to wear rubber bands around their legs on top of their jeans. the more rubber bands you had and variety in colors the more alpha you became to the other teenage boys

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

i don’t understand

[brassers-deactivated20181223]

bring this quality fashion trend back to the streets 

[hohomylad]

could it be

the return of the anglo saxons

[nerdycurvyboundandflirty]

[gender-evil-rose]

@ramendobe

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

That obnoxious shit privileged people do where they’re like, “Stop complaining about (straight ppl/abled ppl/men/etc.)!! How can you say you want rights but then make fun of us?!?!?!” is not only fucking annoying but also if they thought for like 2 seconds they might realise that it’s because we don’t have rights that this even is a thing, like if you guys didn’t inundate us with bigoted bullshit we wouldn’t have to joke and complain about the shit you do afterward.

(Also like it’s literally part of our oppression that making a fucking joke or complaining about negative experiences with our oppressors is seen as this huge fucking deal, because we’re just supposed to suffer silently and not complain about violence we experience. Only Real People™ get to complain about people who harm them!!)

People who try to shut down oppressed people talking about their experiences just have so little self awareness it’s mind-boggling.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Mama Hens And Their Babies

Via Bored Panda

[cryoverkiltmilk]

These are such good chickens

[impossiblejellyfishfart]

I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Hens are basically walking around all the time looking for small things so that they can say, “These are mine now.”

[ollypuro]

i won’t let you take him from me

[yamcha]

wait when you do fuck marry kill can you fuck the person you married??

[conbiniiko]

can you fuck the person you kill?

[yamcha]

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[lilacandbitchberries]

When Captain Rogers is a big mood.