(you should probably save yourself)

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[screamsinsilver]

the comfort is enough to save us

jesse cash/noah sebastian, 720 words, rated t, outsider pov (alex reade, make them suffer)

“Coffee?” Jesse asks, lifting his cup up to his shoulder.

This piques his interest, head popping up. “You had breakfast without me?” He sounds offended, and Jesse’s smile grows.

“No,” He meets her eyes, pulls a face that says something along the lines of ‘listen to him, do you believe this?’. “I’m still following your rule here, ya’know, the breakfast together one. Coffee?”

a tiny little joah fic, set on erra's headliner earlier this year

[locamotivednp]

My rpf hot take is and forever will be that I don’t care what the celebrity thinks about rpf. Part of being in the public eye (and making money off the public interest) is that people will have opinions about you and some of those opinions will be that it would be hot if you kissed your friend.

However ☝️ rpf is for fans in fan spaces. Ethical rpf is not rpf of people who are okay with it (although I love you Dan and Phil) it’s keeping rpf in spaces that celebrities can’t easily find it. It’s keeping the real people and their real lives out of it.

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[batterycityraces]

x

[shunt-risk]

in the same colours, 13 years apart. two intertwined stories. from boys to men.

[shunt-risk]

Right. So after about a million thoughts I’ve spun around in my head about Max wearing Lando’s colours and better yet Lando seeing Max in his colours now this drops on just a regular Wednesday. Okay. Like I knew he was wearing the LNkart suit that day but it was covered by the rain suit. But he took it off for the pic. The suit fucking says L. Norris. It’s Lando’s suit. They fit into the same suit. Clothes sharing, helmet sharing, race suit sharing. What’s next bro. Jesus fucking Christ.

WHATEVER!!!! WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVERRRRR!!!!

[disarmd]

would he fuck his clone

charles: absolutely intends to fuck his own clone but his clone then also tries to fuck him???? and he's not doing that. they end up trying to play chess but they get so mad the trash the entire hotel room.

oscar: would say he wouldn't, no. alone in a room with his clone they somehow end up in an argument about tire compounds. when asked about the experience afterwards, oscar says he had a great time.

max: yes. "maybe i'm fucking my clone right now," he says, waggling his eyebrows. but we can see that you're not? "actually because of course if there are clones there might be two of me and obviously those would be the ones fucking right now."

george: he'd say yes with such conviction that you really thought they were inventing new kinds of sex but in fact they just stared at each other and jerked themselves off.

lewis: "ha ha i don't know man, that's kind of crazy." he sort of means to fuck his own clone but they end up getting naked and having a really long conversation instead and afterwards lewis says it was the best night of his life.

carlos: says he would not, but absolutely does. he never tells anyone but he thinks about it every day. sometimes he jerks off in front of the mirror and pretends his clone is still here.

franco: obviously. they mean for it just to be the two of them but they each accidentally pick up two women on the way back to their hotel room and it ends up being an orgy but they crawl their way through the bodies and find each other.

alex: "i mean, you have to say yes, right? i think, if we're being honest, everyone would." but then when they try to kiss, alex is like, that's not the way i kiss. and other alex is like, i would never do that weird thing with my hand, and time runs out before any clothes come off.

lando: yes. they're literally still going at it. he's missed the last three grand prix.

[silent-stories]

[magneticghouls]

wait ok what was everyone's gateway rpf

[roley-poley-foley]

The thing about male musicians is if you DON'T ship them they'll have to do it themselves. They need it actually.

[likeanaccident]

so proud of him and i hope he gets all the love and support he deserves

[shunt-risk]

Saturday 23rd May - McLaren socks

“I’ve even got me McLaren socks on chat… fan behaviour? I don’t know how I even ended up with them, I think when we were away our washing- I ended up with his socks, they just spawned in my gaff. I don’t even know what they are! I didn’t buy them I’ll tell you that!”

So I’m taking the creative liberties to say that “away” means Portugal because that makes the most sense to me. Meaning they did laundry there and then Max just ended up with Lando’s socks. Totally cool! And then he’s just wearing them during a watchalong because why not, good luck charm maybe??

Furthermore, I’m spinning the parallels between Costaterra and the Woking house in my head. Mixed laundry and mixed up clothes? Costaterra being the only place they have left where they can still play house together and “live” together for a little bit every once in a while. An echo of their housemates era. Whatever.

+ shunt prophecy came true because I have a phd in nortrellogy

[punkrock-bottom]

Caleb Shomo Beartooth Gay 📢 📢

Good for him :)

[in-death-we-fall]

—Joey, 2017

Just cause me damage why don't you

[slowestlap]

Max F getting called Lando's bf (or mrs) various times by various people over the years

↳ ft. Tom, Theo, P, Connor and a random iracing guy

[bobdylanyaoi]

plans for the summer

JERK IT

WRITE RPF

DRINK ALCOHOL

BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE

job ?

LISTEN TO RECORDS

[bobdylanyaoi]

to the people who said “this except alcohol”: i support you & your sobriety/preference for other substances. i hope all goes well and you have the best summer ever.

to the few people who said “this except rpf”: sorry this isn’t about you. this post is for real rpfers only and if you can’t get behind that then you aren’t invited to the BDY summer plans

[screamsinsilver]

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