Zhalia | ao3 - neocities - kofi - all socials here MV33 || LH44 || LN4 || AA23 || YT22 i go feral over 4433 a lot. please go feral with me. I follow back from thethirteenthcrow
ao3 - neocities - kofi - all socials here | adult, fic writer. i'm unhinged about Lewis/Max. favorite drivers are Max & Lewis. i have a complicated relationship with Lando at the moment. been following F1 since 2016, been active on F1blr since 2021. i'm also unhinged but slighlty more hinged about Max Fewtrell and Lando (how can you not, really).
i tag (basically) everything with #zhalia's lil' chit chat. other regular used tags are #zhalia's lil' answer chat for asks, #zhalia's lil' kink chat for kink-related posts and sometimes #zhalia's lil' fic chat but i regularly forget that that one exists.
askbox is always open and for anon too !! i love to chat !!
i'm not (active) on any other socials than tumblr, ao3 and neocities. personal tumblr: @thethirteenthcrow (i follow back from there); hornier tumblr @theeleventhcrow ; i make F1 and custom bead bracelets over at @thebeadedcrow ; i’m insane about buffy the vampire slayer at @thefivebyfivecrow
fic masterlist:
index:
i. fic recs
ii. ships & kinks
iii. how to request a fic
iv. where to find my fics
v. fic masterlist
i. fic recs
besides my AO3 bookmarks, i also compile lists for certain themes with my favorite fics!
ships i actively write for: 4433, nortrell
ships i'm open to writing for: most max-centered ships, brocedes, norstappen, lewdo, yuki/alex, lewco
ships i won't write*: lestappen, landoscar, versainz, carlando, team principal ships, anything with lance, esteban, george or daniel
*mostly due to the fact that i'm not highly focused on these drivers so it's tough for me to know things about them and therefore tougher for me to write something that doesn't feel incredibly out of character. you could see it as: i won't write this driver as a main character. they may always end up being bg ships anyways. does likely not have anything to do with my opinion on the ship.
kinks i actively write: anything that comes to mind or is fitting in the context (check the full list right here on my website)
kinks i won't write: watersports, scat, fisting, footplay
i'm super chill when it comes to kinks and there is a huge amount of kink i've never even considered. please feel free to request anything you'd like to see and i'll happily give it a shot!
iii. how to request a fic
it's very easy! requests go into my askbox! you can request any kink and any ship and i'll let you know whether i will or won't write it. in certain cases, i might refer you to my commissions. however, due to my current situation and the fact that i'm very busy with work and uni, these commissions are closed. fic requests can be fulfilled within weeks but also catch dust in my askbox for years. never hesitate to ask for an update!
for more information, check out this page on my website!
iv. where to find my fics
completely finished fics will always be on my ao3. currently, all my fics are archive-locked due to the ai-scraping threat. if you're reading this, please never ever put any author's hard work into a chatbot or ai thingy. that's theft. i put good faith in all readers that you won't do it but never hurts to say it :)
in case ao3 is down, you can read the majority of my fics on my website as well.
www.archiveofourown.org/users/zhalia is my ao3.
zhalia.neocities.org is my website
right here is where you can find all tumblr prompts i have fulfilled!
v. fic masterlist
chronologically, these are my current 4433 WIPs and finished fics. the chronological order is from when i started with the idea. the wips will likely only have tumblr links with where i talked about it. feel free to ask about any fic any time!
Racing Heartbeats | 103k complete | explicit
⤑ Racing Heartbeats is a fic that follows Max and Lewis throughout the 2021 season from Max's pov. Max visits Lewis after the Bahrain grand prix, they have sex and they don't really stop having sex from that moment on, while their relationship progresses and changes and has to deal with all sorts of pressure as Max's chances on the championship get bigger and bigger.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [masterlist], [scared to post], [link with the original 'racing verse'], [meme], [snippet], ['haha what if they fucked'], [accidental foreseeing], [unhinged first draft], [progress] [web weaving sneak peek], [ao3 tag], [updating poll]
got your naked pictures and i keep them in a folder | 3K finished | explicit
⤑ Idea originally brainstormed in a Max discord server: lewis accidentally sends a nude to max but then is too prideful to admit it's an accident and suddenly they're sexting and lewis is more into it than the conversation he had with the original recipient and he really should tap the wrong buttons on his phone more often if it leads to this.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [origin], [snippet], [random line]
finished during the fic fire 2026 event
[WIP] Coffeeshop au | only a lot of brainstorms | not rated yet
⤑ brainstormed with @popkin16⤑ Max and Daniel own a little coffeeshop. Lewis is a big celebrity that temporarily resides in the area and visits the coffeeshop every day. Daniel is a bit starstruck, Max is unimpressed. Or, well, unimpressed at first.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: (none yet)
Vriendschap is een illusie | 3,8k, finished | explicit
⤑ after the Silverstone grand prix, Lewis swings by Max to check up on him. he can conclude, physically Max is fine.⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [announcement]
Covered in You | 17k, finished | explicit
⤑ cowritten with @mish-tique⤑ 5+1 fic (sorta) where Max keeps accidentally wearing Lewis' clothes in public despite not wanting to share about their secret relationship yet.
⤑ our tumblr posts about it: [joke], [teaser], [announcement], [hits and comments celebration], [2k hits celebration], [5k hits celebration]
i see so much when i look at you | 1,7k, finished | explicit
⤑ requested by anon
⤑ max and lewis have a wednesday morning ritual, but lewis has a meeting. max finds a way to be near him.⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [snippet], [anon's request]
late night devil, put your hands on me | 3,4k, finished | explicit
⤑ anon requested 'more 4433'
⤑ max goes clubbing at Sass and Lewis happens to be there too
⤑ my tumblr posts about it:
with a taste of a poison paradise | 2,1k finished | explicit
⤑ max and lewis decide it's better to take a break in their relationship. max spends his time with close friend martin garrix instead. lewis gets jealous.
finished during the fic fire 2026 event
you crawled inside my head and set a fire there instead | 13k, finished | explicit
⤑ max/lewis soulmate au, also features can't-stay-more-than-5ft-apart-trope.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [snippet], [line]
[WIP] presscon tease | brainstorms | explicit
⤑ lewis teases max under the presscon table
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: (none yet)
I really wouldn't mind if we don't go anywhere | 5k, incomplete | teen & up
⤑ lewis asks max to dogsit roscoe for a night because no one else could. he just didn't expect to enjoy coming home to max this much.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [teaser], [announcement], [more]
[WIP] sleepover fic | brainstorms | explicit
⤑ post 2021 lewis invites all drivers into his home to have a slumber party together. no one knows that max and lewis are dating...
⤑ my tumblr posts about it:
have you noticed? tell me, have you noticed? | 7,8k, finished | explicit
⤑ anon requested omegaverse thoughts; another anon gave ideas
⤑ omega!lewis forgets to take his suppressants and max helps him out
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [anon ideas]
i knew that look, dear, eyes always seeking | 2,3k, finished | mature
⤑ requested by anon
⤑ lewis is jittery during the US GP 2023 press conference, max calms him down⤑ my tumblr posts about it:
lover, lead me astray | 1,7k, finished | explicit
⤑ requested by anon
⤑ lewis sat prettily on his knees in front of max during the US GP 2023 cooldown room. one could only wonder what happened there.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [my tags that sparked this], [announcement]
[WIP; series] keep me under the charm |85k, 2/3 done, 0/3 posted | explicit
⤑ co-brainstormed with spooky anon
⤑ max heard the stories of a creature sucking blood and leaving people unconsious. max never thought that a run-in would change his life so much.
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [spooky anon], [spooky anon ii], [snippet], [title choice], [some worldbuilding], [doc comment], [update], [word count], [more title choice], [lyrics in the fic] --- [#keep me under the charm]
only bought this corset so you could take it off | 10k | explicit
⤑ written with @pinkjamblesss
⤑ lewis wonders if he's still got it. so he decides to go around las vegas to prove a point. max loses his mind in the process
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [lewis in a corset (drawing)] [#only bought this corset so you could take it off]
[WIP] ask for forgiveness, never permission | brainstorms | explicit
⤑ brainstormed with @geminivenus-11
⤑ bodyguard lewis au
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [#ask for forgiveness never permission]
[WIP] but i don't have to fucking tell you anything | brainstorms | not rated
⤑ lewis and max decide it's time to publicly announce their relationship. the fia, and its ties to certain countries that aren't too fond of homosexuality, panic about this
⤑ my tumblr posts about this: [none]
[WIP] i shake my milk until it's sweet and has a sugery taste | brainstorms | not rated
⤑ primary school teacher max has lewis' kid in his class. they get off on the wrong foot, but slowly they learn that they like each other. if only nico wasn't such a constant and annoying presence...
⤑ brainstormed with all of you! i love hearing all your ideas and working together with you all to create this fic. forever feel invited to send me anons with your ideas!
⤑ my tumblr posts about it: [#primary teacher!max]
and baby when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun | 5,5k, finished | explicit
⤑ max heard that someone sold information on him to someone else and max wanted to get to the bottom of it. he just didn't expect it to go like this. he didn't expect her to be involved
⤑ the female!lewis maffia au sequel to a little gambling is fun when you're with me
you're right here now and i think you'll stay | 2,3k, finished | mature
⤑ post-silverstone 2024, lewis' win. he celebrates and max makes sure to make him feel loved. bit of dacryphilia for the fun of it.
well, maybe i could hold you in the dark | 5,5k, finished | explicit
⤑ the gpda strikes old-timey: with a sleepover. george has the hilarious idea to get lewis and max next to each other. surely this won't be a bad idea.
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lewis Hamilton/Max Verstappen
Characters: Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 RPF), Max Verstappen
Additional Tags: Sex Tapes, Scandal, Internet, Bottom Max Verstappen, Implied Sexual Content, Pillow Princess Max Verstappen, Sweet Lewis Hamilton (Formula 1 RPF), Domestic Fluff, Drabble
Summary:
folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better
honestly if 2021 season did not exist 3344 would not have the sauce it does now. Like both drivers prefer different rivals, they did not care about each other before and try their best to not care after 2021. They dont even have animosity between each other that much anymore. Max lists lewis as one of the greats because you simply can not NOT list him, and lewis literally confused max's name with seb at least a few times, when max has been a red bull driver for 10 years now, double seb's time in rb. But because season 2021 happened they both have the most saucy dynamic on track and when they do come near each other you can bet that they're gonna pull some weird shit to each other. They also can't help but shade each other constantly. Like the respect is there but they can't help responding to what the other is saying. Every single one of their actions on track is haunted by 2021, hell, every single season is haunted by and compared to season 2021. Like max WANTS charles as his rival, he can't help but clash off with george, he had lando as a brief rival but there is a very real possibility lewis will be his only legitimate championship rival in f1. For lewis it's a lot more complicated since he has fucked up dynamics with all his rivals and/or teammates but max is his last championship rival. Max has a real potential of being the one to break his records like he did michael's.
my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.
sports rpf fans: remember none of these men are actually gay and we're just shipping them for fun literally like playing with barbies because they're rich and deserve that
musician rpf fans: he's 80 and he's coming out this year! [2637 second hand sources that two band mates probably fondled each other like 73 times]
dan and phil: [kissing with tongue on patreon exclusively]
actor rpf fans: which could mean nothing
historical rpf fans: i don't care what historians say they were gay
in the last stream we ran away from where the story wanted us to go and instead found a building ablaze and subsequently learned about Wyll’s father. then we moved along and saw dragons and then githyanki in the distance — and was that the very same Lae’zel we had (ACCIDENTALLY!) left behind in a cage?
All weekend long from June 5th, 6th, and 7th 2026 creators can work on any rpf fanworks (new or old), hang-out and chat with other creators, and use our tools to make progress on their fanworks.
You need to join the new RPF Creators Discord to get access to all our tools and to get your custom role and badge once you finish the retreat!
DISCORD LINK
This event was inspired by similiar events from the ficwip community but this server and all events will be centered around making more RPF fanworks!
[faq below the cut]
What is a creator's retreat?
It's a multi-day event where you can write or create fanworks from wherever you are in the world with other creators. You can also choose to be as active as you want by participating in any or all of the days. Write for one day. Or draw all three days. The choice is yours!
Do I have to be writing to participate?
No, you can be drawing or editing videos or making other content too. However, some of the guides and prompts for the event will be geared towards writers specifically so some things might not apply to all.
Do I have to work on something new?
Not at all! Dig out any WIPs that you want to work on or need an extra push to finish.
Will the event be for w*tcher rpf only?
You are welcome to write for any rpf ships during the retreat but there will be lots of attention on Shyan, Standrew, etc. The server is open to all but it's starting with these as our main focus. We can make more categories and channels if they are requested.
What do I get for participating in the retreat?
Everyone who participates will get a custom server role and 2026 badge you can share! You'll also (hopefully) get to make progress on a new fanwork to post for everyone to enjoy!
