꒰ ceo of general shao ꒱

× liu , 17 × × blurbs, one-shots, elaborate ramblings, written concepts, sometimes art, stuff I consider too niche to mention on main ×

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- PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT MY HEADCANONS!!!

- #m0nkey_princess for art posts

- one-shot requests: open!

- fandoms: mortal kombat, spider-verse, the owl house, cookie run, punch out, red dead redemption, no I’m not a human, more stuff I don’t remember off the top of my head

- proshippers, darkshippers, and radqueers, go die

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I like to think Zac takes after Mayumi. He’s so deadpan most of the time, it’s not like Randy at all

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while stewing on future projects, I’ve had particular line of thought that ends in Glen x Landon, so you’re just gonna have to stick with me for a while

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teenage girls vs things for adult men. but come on, the resemblance was uncanny.

took me embarrassingly long to learn Bert was in fact a person but if I close my eyes, it’s more like an inspired character.

the only logical way to proceed with season 2 is have Bert meet Gene and they start killing people

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I had a vision!

So I was looking through all the Punch-out (wii) intros for contender and title defence and when I came to TD Von Kaiser. I saw this.

It gave me an idea and lo and behold!

My creation!

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he looks like the kind of guy to have a secret gay love affair, idk, maybe that’s just me

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on my third rewatch of free bert and I just caught that part about randy and glen being “technically” brothers. that’s so cute 🙁

I’m about to get really weird about this show 🥹 I don’t usually watch live-action stuff, let alone netflix slop, so I’m at a point where all my usual fandom behavior feels creepy and cringe

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hello, niche community

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that time they had a baby

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Hi im actually never finishing this soooooo yeah bye

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Den of Unicorns: Owl House Swap AU 😛

character list (subject to change)

Eda → Raine

Luz → Gus

King → The Collector now named “Starlet” which makes King “The King of Titans”

Amity → Matt (+ Amity’s old friend group of meanies being swapped for those Glandus kids from that one episode)

Willow → [undecided]

Lilith → Adrian

Hooty is replaced with a mlp-esque unicorn named Winnie

We’re gonna ignore that Raine’s palisman is a fox, okay? I’ll probably replace it with a horse or smth

Bonus: Steve → Severine

and ofc this stems from my AU where Raine and Adrian are twins. :p

I’m open to suggestions on other characters

art coming maybe

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Ties Across the Realms

Veeshao + Shaolynn

Lynn by @ecler

The technical part 2 & 3 I didn’t think to post until now

Part one

(February 2, 2026)

Shao Kahn dragged himself into the room, his movements slow and tired. Vee had no such problems, practically running to throw herself at him. Neither of those things matter as Shao caught her by the neck. “You reek…” he grumbled. “This bedroom… reeks.” His hand tightened around her throat. Vee gasped for air at the feeling of what was certainly her neck about to snap, but she still made the effort to try and tenderly caress Shao’s face.

He sneered in disgust and tossed her to the floor. “I’ve excused you time and time again… but to think you could substitute me for an Earthrealmer… I’m rather disappointed, actually. You don’t deserve to stay in my bed.” Vee scrambled for his leg, cuddling close to him. “I make bad decisions in your absence, my liege. I wouldn’t if I didn’t miss you so bad.” Shao Kahn sneered. “But an Earthrealmer? That’s a new low.” “Desperate times…” she cooed.

Shao scooped her up from the floor and tossed her onto the bed. “This is the last time you get away with this.” He stated. No room for argument; not that Vee would ever fight with him. He sauntered over to the edge of the bed, staring down at Vee. “And I will see to it no more Black Dragon scum encroach upon what is mine. Or any Earthrealmer for that matter.” Vee sprawled out with a grin, showing off. Shao Kahn would fold, as usual, but he assured himself this was the last time.

(May 26, 2026)

Shao Kahn sniffed the air as he turned the corner, and very soon, his eyes met Lynn. “You…” he sneered. “W-What..?” Lynn mumbled as he turned to face the beast of a man. “Me? What did I do?” His cluelessness only made Shao all the more agitated. “You put your hands on my wife,” Shao grunted through clenched teeth. He snatched Lynn by the neck and held him in the air. The shock in Lynn’s eyes spoke volumes. “I… what..?” The small man stammered, less confusion at the accusation, but astonishment at how Shao Kahn could’ve possibly known of what was done in secret.

Shao Kahn eyed Lynn like a man examining a freshly caught fish. “She said she was desperate, but this… I’m almost embarrassed for her.” Lynn was a bit offended but had no time or place to express such feelings. “I have half a mind to kill you,” Shao grumbled, “yet I wonder what she saw in you of all people.”

(At this point, the story would branch off into Shao talking it up the butt from a man quite literally half his size. But…)

“Perhaps I’ll make some real use of you…”

(Now Shao’s on top. Either way it ends the same.)

His ragged breath betrayed no expression of admiration. “Perhaps,” he muttered, “I’ll make you my first male concubine. I’m sure you’d be happy to leave the Black Dragon for me,” he laughed. Lynn just moaned weakly. He didn’t care at that point; right now he was just tired… and feeling like something in the pelvic region is out of place…

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an idea so wonderfully bad that i absolutely needed to stay up and draw it

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stewing in the brain pot

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an idea so wonderfully bad that i absolutely needed to stay up and draw it

[seasickcecilia]

wow hi

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yay or nay?

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when the movie is so bad, you have to fix it.