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#ooc. tag. pending.#// ik yall are gonna hate me but look #// at who i got lmaoo #that was worth the well earned 1600 jades #// for ten pulls #// im so fucking satisfied #TBD

#ooc. tag. pending.#// my girl got me into these AI reel dramas #// they’re better than Twilight lmfaooo #// lycans instead of werewolves #// the difference is sick #// cuz why does it have to look smooth af #// she had me watching them with her most of last week 😭✋🏼

"when people get too chummy with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them."

❛ Who the hell said I wanted to get chummy with you, Ichiya. . .? ❜ The man stated as he sat on the couch in the living room and sipped from his cup. Kaien was not feeling cheeky today. Seems that him and Isshin got into their ridiculous arguments yet again. They'd be better later, they always were.

( x ) | | accepting.

#ichxgo #// T_T gdi kaien #// hes moody today lmao #// hes gotta try harder to get under his skin lbs

"i can do what i want."

A scowl adorned his features as he looked down at the woman, dark circles showing under his eyes. He'd been up all night looking for her all for her to say something stupid like that? ❛ Look here, you can do whatever you need to do during the daytime, alright? I ain't gonna hunt ya down every night and worry about what's going on! Do you have any idea how many hollows have been showing up lately? ❜

( x ) | | accepting.

#soverina #// look here u #// i cant remember our last thread lbs #// its been so long T_T

Byakuya: Did you come here to die, Kurosaki Ichigo?

Ichigo: No, I came here yesterday

Kaien: *facepalms*

Byakuya: ….I see. Truly the intellect on your father’s side clearly missed you.

Kaien: o_o

#☀ illuminate & protect : : ichigo kurosaki #🌊 seas & stars : : self #｡･:*:･ﾟ★｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ s e l f .#( 😭😭🥲 )

wyrmlord

Rereading Bleach and WHEEZING.

Byakuya absolutely fighting for his fucking LIFE denying this shit. 1. He looks FUCKING IDENTICAL, and then he's LITERALLY THEIR NEPHEW.

At some point bro just had to double down or kill his mf self.

#😂😭#( oh juushiro if only you knew )#( cousin* Kaien is the nephew* Ichigo is the cousin )

The Shiba’s and Yoruichi make it a daily habit to give Byakuya absolute hell with their shenanigans be it in SS or out of it. Kaien, Isshin, and Yoruichi have seniority though lbs

#・.・✫・゜| head canon | .

Gotta update info: instead of being around a body of water, Kaien can use his spiritual pressure to create water for his Bankai. It leaves a heavy toll on him and him in critical condition. The only time he uses it is against As Nödt after watching Byakuya fall to him. Due to his limit of holding it for a few 15 minutes, he fails to take down the Quincy, but manages until Rukia can take over.

After TYBW, Kaien is in his Gigai that was given to him by Kisuke until his reiatsu comes back. This is where Kaien leaves the SS stuff to his son and where he finds out how to live among the humans for a bit.

#・.・✫・゜| head canon | .

After Rukia leaves for SS, Kaien becomes a permanent resident in the Kurosaki household after discovering Gigai’s from Kisuke. He takes over Ichigos closet and mooches off his Uncle.

#・.・✫・゜| head canon | .#// he tried to do it in the past lbs #// but masaki and isshin were too ooey gooey for him #// leaving their personal….items around the house #// had him questioning so he would instead just visit them #// occasionally without getting in trouble #// since Kaien always worried about isshins #// wellbeing

aaylaprompts

the best of ron swanson. a collection of writing prompts based on things said by ron swanson of parks and recreation. feel free to edit as you see fit to match pronouns, names, etc. meant exclusively for roleplay purposes!

"never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing." "the less i know about other people's affairs, the happier i am." "i'm not interested in caring about people." "i like saying no. it lowers their enthusiasm." "i would prefer she ask for my permission so i can say no." "i was born ready. i'm [first] fucking [last]." "i am not a sore loser. it's just that i prefer to win, and when i don't, i get furious." "if you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?" "because it doesn't exist, because that's nonsense, because you're an adult." "i do not approve of this." "i gave her a kind nod." "everything i do is the attitude of an award winner, because i've won an award." "i was talking to the ribs." "not to worry, i have a permit." "i can do what i want." "normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, i'd choose to do nothing. but i will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. i'd work all night if it meant nothing got done." "you people have no idea what you're talking about." "that's funny. somebody just told me you were queen of the gays." "uh, thank you... for this. uh, this all good. night good. uh..." "i know more than you." "when people get too chummy with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them." "i hope the rest of your day is cool beans." "i came here for the same reason people go to the zoo." "i once thought i had a friend. then it turned out he was the single worst person i have ever met." "just give me all the bacon and eggs you have." "please do not approach me on the street." "when i eat, it is the food that is scared." "there's been a mistake, you've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." "is this not rap?" "you had me at meat tornado." "i know what i'm about, son." "anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that i am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. end of speech." "i can smell the sulfur coming off her cloven hooves." "i can't go because i don't want to." "i don't think so. i think we're gonna be fine." "i cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl." "he might have just disappeared off the earth." "i wish this office had only walls." "since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not." "counteroffer. you take me nowhere, and i talk to no one." "why is everyone else so bad at eating?" "losing on purpose is a form of lying." "i hate everything." "everything before that was a mistake." "do you see the problem here?" "keep your tears in your eyes where they belong." "i suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting." "there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well." "creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie." "i'm a simple man. i like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food." "when did kids get so interested in fun?" "well, this is great." "i'm heading home, so as to not have to be here anymore." "we have one activity planned. not getting killed." "on principle, i never say anything that another person is obviously trying to get me to say." "people are idiots, [name]." "what's it like to stare into the eye of satan's butthole?" "i regret nothing. the end." "i regret everything." "i'm not sure i'm interested in that. no, i am sure, i'm not interested in that." "this is my hell." "i hate the public. the public is stupid." "i would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings." "i don't want to seem overdramatic, but i really don't care what happens here." "my friends know i have a strict no call policy." "i don't drink alcohol from that portion of the color spectrum." "i used a fake name. les. les vegetables." "usually i take it neat, but i will make an exception in the name of health." "literally everything is a weapon." "i love nothing!"

#| m e m e. |#// not a Ron Swanson one 😂😭#// fill up my inbox #// I’ll most likely have time on the weekends #// to get to them. maybe 😭

#ooc. tag. pending.#// someone make an Ichika #// with the url cherrybomb #// cuz that’s kaiens nickname for her lbs

hisnephew

ichigo: if i cared about what people thought of me i would have dyed my hair black .

kaien: who tf . someone come get their son

#｡･:*:･ﾟ★｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ s e l f .#( I still cry bout this lbs )#( lmao )

flastep

' I am aware of who you are searching for, you are searching for Isshin aren't you? yes I know who he is. He is in the living world.' Yoruichi said towards Kaien, she had met Isshin a few times during her own time in the human world, sure they didn't interact much but she had learned about Kaien from his siblings when she and the group went to his sisters house in order to get to the soul society. ' I was certain you knew that Isshin has been part of the human world for quite a number of years, he has children.'

screwdflcwer

A fluctuation of emotions. Spiritual pressure was like a faucet - Kaien was known for exceptional control of his reiatsu, but after losing his squad & his wife, things spiraled down to the worst. The inner child in him wanted to cry, the man standing here now. . .wanted to hold his uncle underwater until the bubbles stopped. His hand came to grip at the fabric covering his chest. Children? He. . .left for a life here? He left. . .he left. . .

❛ You're. . .lying. ❜ His voice quivered with anger & with despair. ❛ THERE'S NO WAY HE'D LEAVE HIS FAMILY BEHIND! ❜ The look he gave Yoruichi was one of steel, a deadly storm. How the seas within him did rage. Kaien wasn't angry with her. He was angry at the man who was so dedicated to their clan. The man who had practically raised them all because their own father was ludicrous.

Given a few more minutes, he began to calm down. Resentment began to build. There was a lot for Kaien to process at the moment. ❛ I'm sorry, Yoruichi-san. I have to go. Thank you for letting me know.❜ His demeanor was a quiet calmness, like the eye of a whirlpool.

#| m a i n . v e r s e . | : :

healhime

' Whoa~ you even got his scowl! uncanny! ' Orihime blinked towards the man giving a small nervous laugh, rubbing her own hair with her hand. ' Broken nose and pretty young looking? ' She thought for a moment her finger moving to her chin in thought at his question. ' Uhh no I don't believe I have, do you know this persons name that can help narrow the search.' She said suddenly pulling out a detective magnifying glass holding it infront of her eyes. ' Time for some clue searching! '

screwdflcwer

The nervous demeanor changed immediately. His eyes bore into hers, serious. There was a storm of anxiety rolling beneath them. Kaien felt like he was getting close to the answer he desperately wanted.

❛ Shiba Isshin. ❜

The name, just saying it aloud, held power. It almost made him choke up. He had to know. . .what happened to his Uncle.

#healhime #| m a i n . v e r s e . | : :

flastep

Ah yes he was uncanny to Ichigo, same scowl and all. Giving a laugh she moved herself back, crossing her arms over her bust. ' Well yes you are you, but I am saying there is someone very similar to you, scowl and all.' She said leaning her head to the side playfully, licking her bottom lip in a playful way. ' Shall I tell you? It's more fun when you find out yourself.' She said her arms uncrossing, hands moving onto her waistline as she slanted slightly to the side. ' Oh well I just wanted to see the legendary Kaien Shiba, and my sight was eased, you are quite the handsome man.'

screwdflcwer

Kaien couldn't help but smile brightly after laughing. A little boost to his ego as he shifted his weight onto his hip, hand placed on his sheathed Nejibana. ❛ I'm honored to receive such a compliment from the infamous Yoruichi. I'm afraid if you tell me, things might go differently. I don't know who you're referring to, but I'm searching for someone. ❜ he could feel the tug on his hear strongs. Kaien had to know if Isshin was alive. Other than Rukia, that's all whom he had left now.

Kaien scrambled backwards. This girl was...odd. Did no one in the world of the living have any sense of personal space?! The Lieutenant rubbed at the top of his spikey head, nervously chuckling. There was so much he didn't want to say but he felt as if he could trust this young lady.

❛ Look, I don't know this Kurosaki guy. I'm here looking for someone else...,❜

Kaien then pressed his finger to his nose, bending it a bit. A comical expression of turning his face more smooth, styling his hair like Isshin's but failing miserably. He got the broken nose right though. It was how he last remembered his Uncle. ❛ You seen a guy walking around with a broken nose? Pretty young lookin'? ❜

( x ) | | cont.

#healhime #| m a i n . v e r s e . | : :#( jfc lmao )

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