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I'm listening to the project hail Mary audiobook because Im obsessed with the book and movie right now but I love book stratt so much and I don't know what it is about her

#Eva stratt #phm #project hail Mary

v4mp1r3-d0llh34rt

Girlhood is trying to figure out which fictional man you wanna read a fic abt before bed

imconfusedallthetimehelp

Grace: *does something*

Rocky: "why Grace so 🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Question."

Grace: "Excuse me buddy?"

Rocky: "...🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Hmm. Need word."

Grace: "...what does it mean?"

Rocky: "Meant add strength to word. But some Eridians think also .....rude"

Grace: "So a swear word. I'm not giving you the human word for that."

Rocky: "Why not. Question."

Grace: "Because this human thinks they are rude too."

Rocky: "Do not be little 🎶🎶🎶 Grace. Give Rocky human swear word."

rylandgracie

what kind of soulmate crack cocaine was everyone snorting in that set when they made this film i'm being serious

hedgehogofvictory

ALSO grace's syntax is significantly changed by the end of the book because of his shared grammar with Rocky. Its GOTTA be mutual, right? how weird do you think Rocky sounds to other Eridians when he talks to Grace?

Adrian meets Grace for the first time, and is fully prepared for the alien to talk weird, of course it will its a weird leaky space blob with only two arms, but they are NOT prepared for their mate's grammar to completely fall apart. Adrian can't even properly greet Grace because they're too busy laughing at Rocky for talking like that

hailed-marys

sleepover! only grace is asleep but it still counts

aroace-ryland-grace

The way Rocky pushes up into the xenonite so he can be even closer to Grace and the way Grace wraps his arms tighter around him have I ever mentioned they make me fucking ill.

bulkhummus

someone sent me an anon ask about rocky meeting eva and i tried to post it not once but twice and tumblr ate it both times so now im just regular posting it here

i think ryland would grow to understand stratt’s choice with time, and even thank her logic of it because it led to his meeting of rocky, but i dont think he’d ever really forgive her for what she did to him

(Ryland had to prep rocky before they touched down to meet Stratt so he wouldnt charge her at first sight)

thank you for the request :o)

yujateaandpi

Having a lot of feelings about Ryland “you don’t even have a dog” Grace to beloved Uncle Grace pipeline.

graves-yard

Tfw you meet the first intelligent life outside your species and you think they’re a little weird, but relatable. And then later when you meet other beings of their species, you remember your autism diagnosis.

Rocky still doesn’t know the rest of humanity isn’t this neurodiverse

rockyhatemark

ryland putting his hoodie on backwards and carrying rocky and adrian’s sleeping hatchlings around in the hood when he babysits to keep them safe, warm and close

ryland patting and bouncing the hood without even realizing he’s doing it because that’s just what you do with sleeping babies

ryland whispering whenever he has them around his neck and rocky still doesn’t understand why (“why you lower voice, question? they can’t hear when they sleep.” “I can’t yell around them.”)

ryland eating food while carrying them and dropping crumbs on their heads

ryland crying when they get too big and too heavy for him to carry around all at once

brain worm I got at work that I had to flesh out rq. I’m just so enamored with baby eridians and eridian child rearing. m!reader smut coming out later today (probably), a little goofy drabble soon after that, and a part 2 to doctor’s visit in the works!