Screw you, assbutt

Firm believer in the Mishapocalypse. Safe house blog :) talk sometime?

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What’s it like to be: a male?

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What’s it like to be: a female?

Ok, so i like to write and i’ve written a short story collection already and currently working on a second. ANYWAY; i want this one to be about changing assumptions, but as i don’t know everything i need your help (please help me!!!!) so i’ll have a series of posts asking what’s it’s like. 

I’m thinking of doing shots on:

Females (both being trained not to walk alone, but also from the other side of using people)

 Males (both trying to be masculine, but also from the other side of expecting females to be ok with random kissing)

Anorexia (both male and female –– the first collection was heavily based on anxiety+depression, and the addiction of self harm)

LGBT+

Racism

Taxi Drivers (know one really knows what they go through in a day, but so many people treat them like trash)

Waiters/Waitresses 

THANK YOU!!!!!!

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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

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Yellow

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No it’s red because of his shirt

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No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

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You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

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Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

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I

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wait a second…….

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Me: Okay, brain this chapter is 2 days overdue but we know where we're going with it. Let's just bang it out.

Brain: -anxiety noises-

Me: We aren't doing that right now.

Brain: -anxiety noises intensify-

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I’m so sad

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Here is a penguindog to cheer you up

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me: i’ll do it at 6pm time: 6.02 me: Oops too late gotta wait till 7 now

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Phantom Traveler

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i am not who I was a year ago and that brings me so much peace

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me everyday: I should get a tattoo.

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I called that😂

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I fucking hate America.

There are all kinds of posts about the Canadian prime minister attending the pride parade–And it’s beautiful. But there are still some asshat Americans who are like, “Pfft. Hillary Clinton’s done that shit for years.”

But… look at her.

She looks. So. Happy.

Now, let’s take a look at Canada’s prime minister, Justin Trudeau, in the same scenario:

Here’s the difference between the two:

Justin Trudeau is marching in the pride parade because he’s proud of the people there.

Hillary Clinton is marching in the pride parade to get popular like some white bitch in middle school.

Take note:

Hillary hardly touches anyone or anything. She barely shakes a person’s hand. She is surrounded by body guards and isn’t touching a single symbol that shows what kind of event she’s in. There’s barely any pride imagery in any of the photos of her. I doubt the US has less rainbows at their parade than Vancouver, so my only conclusion is that Hillary doesn’t want to be associated with LGBTQA+.

Trudeau is running, high-fiving, hugging, shouting, smiling, and waving a rainbow flag like there’s no tomorrow.

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Dean Winchester | 10x22 The Prisoner for @lost-shoe ❤️