I am Stelvu, God of HYPERFIXATION!

hello! i am stelvu. i am captainfrenzyfries' chaotic sister. i am new on tumblr and im mostly just here for fun and to meet people with the same interests as me! i am obsessed with among us and futurama so you will probably see lots of reblogs of it, and you'll see my art and gmod stuff kind of often as well. feel free to ask me things or make fanart of my characters, most of my characters are in #Lumvernesia and i'd be happy to talk about them! also, my dms are always open if y'all want someone to talk to! keep in mind i am 16 so for both our sakes don't send me graphic stuff :]

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rick roll but it's (mostly) my phone's suggest

we're not strangers to you

guys know the mechanics and so do I

a furry Christmas is what I'm thinking of

you shouldn't get this from undertale guys

i can't even imagine how it's feeling

gonna make him cry

never gonna give you up

never gonna let you down

never mind my friend drew is not going

never really wanted to make money

never mind my brother

never had to fight a man named PAPYRUS

we've known inhabitants for years

your FUCKING job is not just a joke but I just don't like it

inside joke of the game LOL

we know the combine helicopters in the bathroom

and if you kill me then I'll kill you

don't tell me what you want to do

never mind my work in general

never get used to people

never really had to fight for anything

never really did any questions

never before quarantine

never mind my parents are not happy

never had alcohol

never forget about this

never really wanted a guy who has ADULT problems

never heard of a sudden death

never mind my brother

never before will you have to walk through

(give me baby)

(ooh) never get a chance never get a job

(give it back) we've been talking about the combine

your art is amazing but you don't have time

inside joke between the game and I

we know the allegations against me and mettaton

i just imagine jordyn Frankton

gotta make a game right now

never had a dream

never forget my husband

never get a new character from the combine

never gonna be a ripoff

never really wanted to talk

never mind my brother I was trying

never use the bathroom

never get a job

never had any combine helicopters in the bathroom

never use a little water

never heard of mr. Obama

never use the bathroom as the bathroom

never mind my father

never use a computer

never had to fight a man without piercings

never had a child

never use it please

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rick L-340, in TWISTED-DOCTOR artstyle

more info on this guy later... I actually got his personality and story(??) and stuff from a dream I had a long time ago

ignore that I accidentally made the milkshake too big I merged layers too early and forgot about it aah

I have all my posts on a schedule, so if you see me posting but not responding to anything, sorry! I will get to it when I log back in <3

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decided to make an rnm account... im gonna use that one more since I'm more obsessed with it than UT/DR ATM =)

[hibigballs]

hi big balls

I bet your pants are just waiting to be pissed by me

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is this you

yes

[voidchildstar]

I've come to make an announcement; Riften is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on his fucking wife. Thats right, he took his abusive tiny dick out and he pissed on his fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Riften, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He abused his wife so guess what? I'm gonna abuse the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

(This was written by my friend @script-error )

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My friend's parents I stg

my friend's little sister(she is like 6) has a super sexualized game with even worse ads yet her parents are FULLY AWARE and let her play it cuz "oh she won't understand it" yet they go around saying LGBTQ ppl sexualize kids when kids hear about/mention sexuality, the logic LOL 💀💀

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[skenisasleb]

im gonna tickle you hehe

>:/

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>:(

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when you and your friend reskin multiplayer undertale(it was a blast)

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

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That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

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And brother he's in a Place

[straightboyfriend]

if we're mutuals please don't hesitate to

• kill me with a big rock • throw me in the ocean • fling me into the sun

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[chimo-ver2]

Neighborhood Exchange

[lorwolfofficial-deactivated2025]

[nicostiel]

#a pile of warm cats is all you need

[ms-demeanor]

I'm sorry, professor, I consider publishing your course a day late, having a mandatory live zoom meeting during business hours to stay enrolled for an asynchronous class, and requiring students to use a $60 ***pdf*** that you wrote as their textbook to be exceptionally unprofessional and since I've still got 14 days to get a refund I'm totally not paying $150 to take your class.

Also, for all the newbie professors out there: a syllabus is not just a greeting and a list of assignments. If you haven't given your students AT LEAST your office hours, your late work policy, and your preferred method of being contacted, then you have not given your students a syllabus it's just sparkling announcements.

But really. Sir. SIR. You teach Speech 100. This is one of the most basic classes with like, 20 of the most widely available accepted textbooks and you want me to pay sixty dollars for a pdf of a book that you rewrite every semester so that there are no previous editions?

Buddy this is interpersonal communication, not introductory rhetoric. Why is one of your *four* total assignments about Socrates?

Maybe it's the fact that I've taken Spch 100 interpersonal communication three times already, maybe it's the fact that I grew up with somebody who taught Spch 100 interpersonal communication from 1981 to 2018, but buddy what the fuck are you doing?

"Some of our lectures will only be available for 24 hours so it is up to you to stay on top of it."

Friend, you are teaching an asynchronous online 100-level class at a community college during a pandemic. Get off your high horse, a third of your students are probably parents. There is no reason whatsoever to limit access to course materials to 24 hours unless you are doing it to be a controlling asshole.

Also YOU published your class a day and a half late! You don't get to publish your class late with an incomplete syllabus and tell students to "stay on top of it." Especially not since that means that people have two fewer days to buy your PDF textbook and only one full day to prepare for your mandatory 1pm on a Tuesday zoom meeting!

Why do you require me to have access to a printer for an online class? Oh yeah it's because you expect me to print out and draw on sections of your $60 ebook.

SIR. No thank you.

Kids, new students: this is a level of bullshit and disorganization from a professor that you do not have to put up with. This is a neatly ordered series of red flags that say "this professor is going to be absolutely unbearable."

Also *any* humanities class where your whole grade is 4 assignments should get serious side-eye. You should be able to pass most 100 level humanities classes by just turning in weekly assignments. 4 assignments means that by the time you figure out how the professor grades you're probably close to halfway through the class. Look for classes that require weekly participation as a major chunk of the grade because that way, even if you fuck up a project in a major way, just showing up can save your ass.

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Me the first time I was in college: this isn't fair, but I guess these are the hoops I gotta jump through.

Me now: absolutely not. I am too old, too experienced, and my ass is too fat to fit through that hoop. Kid, you are an ADJUNCT, what the hell do you think you're doing?

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One of the stated goals of the first assignment isn't "assess understanding of the subject" or "introduce basic concepts" it is "prove access to course materials, such as the textbook."

Friend. You are supposed to have global learning outcomes for your students. If your goal is "teach students how to pass MY" class and not "teach students the basics of interpersonal communication" you are a bad teacher.

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Okay everyone get out your bingo cards because the professor just managed to get his class halfway updated and here's what I've found:

"This Class Is Not A Safe Space"

"Discussion question: If you are MALE say four things that you think females normally say. If you are FEMALE say four things that you think males normally say."

Prager U vid is one of three total resources on the topic of climate

Chris Rock "How to keep from getting your ass kicked by the police" video as part of the "conflict resolution" unit

Democratic-Capitalism-Exceeds-Socialism-in-Economic-Efficiency-as-Well-as-in-Morality-by-Ayaan-Hirsi-Ali.pdf (Paper by the Hoover Institution)

This uncredited image:

The Unfortunate Fallout of Campus Postmodernism - Scientific American.pdf

A video on the "proven" techniques of how to spot a lie from the author who owns this webpage (time to update your security certs, Pamela):

And just for shits and giggles, the first assignment is due one month into the semester so you'll have no idea what his grading style is until well past the add/drop date and that assignment is the only one that requires the $60 pdf textbook that he wrote. This is HIS description of that assignment:

Purpose – To check that the student has completed initial tasks; included, but not limited to: 1. Having access to the textbook. 2. Demonstrating that the student has interacted with the text. 3. Reading and understanding the text.

Buddy.

No.

Are you fucking kidding me?

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Also the midterm and final were scheduled for a one-hour slot on weekdays in spite of, again, being an asynchronous course.

So I've already dropped it (good riddance) but I probably WILL contact the dean and say "hey so I signed up for this asynchronous course because I am a returning student with a full-time job and your professor decided on his own that he was going to schedule 1pm zoom times and 1pm exams for all his async students, which is probably going to cause problems for other students who are enrolled because I'd guess that at least some of them have classes that are SCHEDULED for T/TH 1pm class meetings oh and also just FYI your boy was 28 hours late on publishing his class and didn't get his syllabus up until 34 hours after he was supposed to so I'm not really sure his time management skills are up to teaching async classes and ADDITIONALLY he noted that he would only make the lecture materials available for 24 hours and then did not list when those lectures were scheduled in his syllabus so it would be very easy for busy students to miss lectures because he didn't schedule them but also won't be leaving the materials available. So. You know. Someone should probably check on that."

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His score on ratemyprofessor is 1.8 and even the two people who gave him a 4 say "I failed the final because he hadn't taught us any of that information or put any of those fields of study on his final exam study guide."

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Also, new students, you must learn the proper way to complain to the dean.

Every department has That One Fucking Asshole who everyone wants to see gone but students tend to complain about personalities or "why is my speech teacher assigning an economic ethics paper published by a conservative think-tank funded by the Waltons" and that is not how it's done. The administration may agree that he's an asshole, but "he's an asshole" isn't a good enough reason not to renew someone's contract and go through the time and effort to bring in a new hire.

So you get them on bureaucratic shit. "Published his course late," "did not provide office hours," "did not provide a way to communicate and did not respond to calls, emails, or canvas messages," "set required meeting times for asynchronous courses" - THIS is the shit that the administration can pin a professor to the wall on because it isn't student said vs. Professor said.

Like, look, you are important and your feelings and thoughts matter, but the administration knows there will always be someone who is offended about something innocuous who doesn't know how school works and they're not going to write up a professor because of how a student thinks the class should be run. But they WILL write up and add observations for a professor who doesn't run a classroom the way that the school policy says a class should be run.

[ahedderick]

Boosting for this crucial  and well-written info.

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