Sometimes I wonder what the hell Tal and Danny talk about over coffee, especially given Daniel's zero doubt score in amongst everyone else's minimum of 30. And then @amatres linked me this incredibly Tal video and I found my answer in the form of over 340 adapted, handwritten words bc I got possessed by the whole situation
Plaintext rant under the cut
My hobbies are using my rose toy, scrolling on Shein, and hitting my vape. Just kidding, I don't vape. I've actually been clean from vaping for over a year now. Yeah, that's something we can talk about, actually. I was in Las Vegas, and I'd bought a vape for-- well, I gave a friend money so they could get a vape because the vape ban in California had just happened, and we were all the way in Nevada so we're like, 'Yeah, let's get a vape!' Cool. But yeah, so we're all sharing this little vape, and I was hitting the fuck out of it all day, and then the next day I was sick. I literally felt like I was going to die. I could NOT fucking breathe, and that was my wakeup call. I couldn't even walk for two minutes in the sun without feeling like I was actually going to drop at any fucking second … plus I already have asthma, I don't need to be vaping - so that was the day I quit. I have not vaped ever since. And I made a pledge, I was like, 'Oh my god, I'm going to quit smoking, period. I'm not going to smoke another cigarette again, ever.' I did relapse on cigarettes, but I have not hit a vape, which is way more important because in my humble fucking opinion… I know all the vapers out there love being like, 'Oh, um, cigarettes are actually worse than vaping,' but I don't think so because I felt WAY fucking worse vaping than I ever have smoking a cigarette… Like, have you seen the vapes now? They're like fucking Tamagotchi! They're making vapes that are fucking fidget spinners! You CANNOT tell me that hitting a fucking USB stick is literally more healthy than hitting a little stick made out of plants and, you know, chemicals too… I just think smoking cigarettes is healthier and safer. WELL, none of it is healthy, but I just think cigs are safer.