Fairy ❤️

[radiofreeslowzone]

god I dont wanna fuckin go on dates or try to sell myself or expose myself to an unending list of potential heartbreaks i just wanna skip to the part where someone is holding me and i am cozy. fuck this bro

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[poppycroscs-deactivated20230902]

‪Baby yoda doing his little toddley waddle. ‬

He has very important business to attend to. Places to go, people to see.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Photos by しろうとスミ@SirouTouge

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

[lesbianblackphillip]

true love is when your pets know u dont feel good and they cuddle with u

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sa-dnesss]

[unsenttextsuggestion]

i hate your guts please never talk to me again please and thank you :)

[howling-suggestions]

I want to disappear.

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

when keith haring wrote "i don’t want to be pitied and i don’t know how to be loved. i only know how to love. all i can do is hope i'm doing the right thing."

[scruffandfairy]

can I just be like. not alive. or at the very least not conscious

[shirleyjacksons]

me removing my cat from the kitchen counter

[mamoru]

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[buttpoems]