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toastbutteregg

k-t-importv

tastefullyoffensive

frostkings

“My cat out here just handing out my digits”

-my coworker on facebook

brittany-murphy

beercanbacon

My boss called me “Tyrone” on accident (My name is Tyrand). She apologized and bought me lunch to make up for it. I didn’t think twice about it, since I’m used to getting called every variant of “Ty-(fill in blank here)”. Then later on I read a quote she keeps in her work area that made me feel kinda special.

“During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. “Absolutely,” said the professor. “In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say ‘Hello’.”

I’ve never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.“

lsdreaminn

This is a very important lesson to learn

dankmemesreasonforliving

ruinedchildhood

thatfunnyblog

Funny Stuff you like?

aaliyahbreaux

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

pandragolot-deactivated20160710

SOMEONE SAID IT

observando

If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.

Nora Roberts (via coyotegold)

foodless

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS SEEING PEOPLE SMILING BECAUSE OF YOU

africant

local-idgit

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

spacepeen

Do u ever just REALLY love someone in the most platonic way ever? Like u just wanna buy em cookies and watch movies together and just make them as happy as they can be? Because just knowing they are happy makes you really happy?