i dont even use this account anymore

Bifurious | enfp | Capricorn

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[kibumkim]

Digital WHAT!!!!

[kinuko]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[firstfullmoon]

never ever ever ever ever ever ever beating the sleepy allegations

[kontextmaschine]

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

[sighinastorm]

Could you not before?

[kontextmaschine]

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried "bihacking" myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

everyones journey is beautiful

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

normal again 👍

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

horny again 👍

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

normal again 👍

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

horny again 👍

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

normal again 👍

[ask-fruity-sasuke]

you should spend more time training instead of being horny.

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

Sasuke…

[pepperspoppies]

All the scene and emo kids of the 2000’s

RISE FROM THE ASHES!!!!!

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

But not too quickly now, the ol knees ain't what they used to be 😭

[calware]

one million jade harley doodles on my blog ok?

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[junietuesday]

GIRL ITS ALL THE EXACT SAME FACE 😭

[onyxhasmoved]

"Link only showed interest in mipha"

Link looking at Mipha: 😐️

Link looking at Zelda:😐️😐️😐️😐️

[junietuesday]

Link looking at food:😃😄😁😇🥰😊😌

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[noritaro]

I'm so sorry but everytime I see someone use the word "romanticize" "fetishize" etc. for trivial fandom related stuff this tweet appears in my head

[thepoisonroom]

friendship is so crazy they literally invented people who are niceys to you....and you get to love and care for them........

[amygdalae]

Blood!!! Blood!!!!

[amygdalae]

^^^ This stuff‼️

[egirlbutternubs]

Health & safety hazard >:( clean it up

[amygdalae]

gets blood on you‼️ sorry.

[noire-biquity-deactivated202311]

Plagg being a therapist for rich kind-hearted kids with family issues is so 🥺❤️

[animentality]