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“Don’t you dare settle for fine.” X-Files | Ted Lasso

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Alright, so I love Alice Chilton.

[tedllasso]

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Jason Sudeikis and Hannah Waddingham at the Gotham FC game. - August 7, 2026

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TED + REBECCA | THE 1 But we were something, don't you think so? (youtube)

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[amongst-the-pines]

Become ungovernable

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That sign can't stop me because I ate it

[scullysscalpel]

Just saw a post on Instagram that said “whoever said midlife is a crisis must have never seen Hannah Waddingham” and you know what? They’re right.

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First time for a package delay due to the ol’ railroad mechanical failure-bad weather one-two punch. 😞

I just want my X-Files Legos 😭

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This is possibly an unpopular opinion, but as a child of the 90’s… I’m enjoying that we are getting one episode per week. It makes me nostalgic for the “appointment television” of my youth.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#He Kept Her Article On His Wall & I'm Supposed To Think They Aren't Endgame? Please

[trentlassos]

the lesbian fashion spectrum

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[laurencem]

if you're reading this, Laurel Elise from the X-Files Brainrot Basement, please know that you are my people

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josh hutcherson has me crying with this one 

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my roman empire is that they made Sassy tell Rebecca that Ted canonically fucks and is eager to please and it's all was for fucking nothing

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idiots (affectionate)・[94/?] ⤷ 5.04 — “Detour”

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What people think the x files is like:

Mulder, on the phone at 3am: Scully have you ever realized that the white pedestrian symbol looks just like the sighting of Bigfoot on the Patterson-Gimlin film?

Scully: ohmygod Mulder please go to bed

What the x files is really like:

Mulder, on the phone at 3am: Scully have you ever realized that the white pedestrian symbol looks just like the sighting of Bigfoot on the Patterson-Gimlin film?

Scully, on the phone at 3am: Mulder, of course it does. The ambulatory pattern of species descending from Homo erectus, zoological or cryptozoological in nature, does not differ. In fact, this similarity lends even more credence to the idea that said ‘bigfoot’ is just a large man in a suit. Now, please, let’s go to bed.

[welton4jones]

New Ted Lasso stills! “Kansas looks good on you” 🤭🥰