In the simplest of simple terms, this is a Dispatch ask/rp blog! Feel free to ask questions to anyone on the Z-Team — this includes but is not limited to Robert, Blonde Blazer, Phenomaman and Waterboy. Some headcanons may be used but overall I will stay true to the characters.
I’ve already played the game, so don’t be afraid to ask questions that contain spoilers, just be mindful of the other people reading these posts!
Tags
#incomingcall - Answering your questions
#blackoutcall - An ask that contains spoilers!
#hrviolation - Anything not safe for work
#ceosdatabase - Any short fic that I decide to write
#callfromtheceo - Whatever I have to say!
Rules / Need to Knows
Be patient if it takes me a while to get to your ask, I promise, I'll do the best to answer all asks I get!
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If your ask implies or flat out states any kind of discrimination, it will go unanswered and be deleted.
No asks involving real life drama, only situations in the game will be acknowledged.
Spoilers will also be labeled so you can avoid them! < PLEASE REMIND ME IF SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE LABELED AS A SPOILER
Flambae, be absolutely honest, how much of a crush do you actually have on Robert?
You don’t just sing an entire song about someone like that unless there’s some feelings there…
I return! And here to announce that no matter what the characters say, I am open to the idea of ships. I was kind of hesitant before, but I’ve made my peace.
how’s your benefits coverage? I imagine you must get decent medical because of how likely it is to be injured in the field, but is it the same package for office based employees? It looks like you don’t have dental (side eyes flambé)
what do you think of all the other Roberts on this space
we got one with like 5ish partners? (And a human Twinkie and a rock)
2 red ring Roberts (one doesn’t have a beef! It’s tragic!)
a few others
like 2-3 who are either romantically involved with Flambae and water boy or they seem to be
If you’re asking the CEO, I don’t really care for ships in Dispatch right now, and I’m also not really familiar with the Roberts you’re talking about 😭
