She laughed, a good honest laugh
“Alright well, my dear self used to be on earth before all this, I was just some worker of a food company, it was fine but it was….something at times, fine though. Then…as if some higher power decided “I have an idea” the higher ups wanted me to move over and get sent to copper-9, eventually I did arrive…soon after though…the whole thing with earth happened, my new co-workers were all drones, good to work with and we all mused about the…increase in karen behavior, I got them a little stash in a mall that’s west from this one, that was our lil shop in the madness, I named my drone co-workers after their jobs…which in hindsight, didn’t result in exactly creative names”
“Though eventually…my uh…estrogen pills ran out…which means I was gonna be dealing with effects, and while, at the time, I did know production was starting, it was gonna be a long ways out before a product got there…and then I see a flyer for a “permanent gender change” by jcjenson, I took it….and I ended up eventually going to the cabin fever cabins, and then I actually looked through what they wanted me to sign….I saw what I would actually be agreeing to, I was thorough about it to…but I still ultimately decided to go through with it because if I didn’t, who’d else be next? I atleast read the thing…so I signed it, the engineers and scientists making the body had the decency to at least let me dye the hair and change the hairstyle to my liking and the color of the drone…I chose purple.”
“On the day of my transfer, it was also the day the core would collapse…meaning while the transfer completed…the jolt caused my wake up to happen later than intended….”
She hysterically chuckled a little…tears in her eyes om her visor
“A drone down there named alice tried to stop me from seeing it when I woke up but…curiousity killed the cat and satisfaction brought it back and such….I looked to my left and…saw my own frozen corpse……I buried my old body after basically…”
“Then I tried to complete my mission, tame the disassmblers…but my luck and choice of order was the WORST, every goddamn hideout and spire of disassembly drones I found? Well, I wasn’t dd, but I regenerated like one, so in most of their eyes, I was target practice.”
“Even if the ones near bunker 3 would have actually been smart enough to actually consider me…I was too exhausted by that point to try…so I just…hid in a secret room in a unused part of the bunker that was next to one of the doors, I entered via vent but closed it up and blockaded it behind me…I only sneak out for supplies…my other goal was to stab the solver thing that started this with a patch included in my inventory…but that never…happened…I just…was so tired…so I just did my best to rest, hide away and such…fearing when a normal worker or dd would see me”