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Honestly idk what I’m doing with my life.

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Gloxinia: I hate it when people ask me, “Are you even paying attention?” It’s such a weird way to start a conversation.

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Meliodas: Dad, where are you?

Demon King: I just got home, but I feel like I’m forgetting something.

Meliodas: You did forget something. Me, Zeldris, and Estarossa are still at the parking lot.

Demon King:

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Melascula: Galand, get off the table.

Galand: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES.

Galand, dumping a whole bunch of fries onto the ground: BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKING TINY ONES.

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Gloxinia: Awww, look at you Zeldris. Getting all romantic with these candles.

Zeldris, who was preparing a ritual circle: First of all I’m about to sacrifice you-

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Derieri: I’m sorry about all the stuff I said.

Monspeet: And for punching me in the face?

Derieri: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Monspeet, holding the door: After you.

Derieri: Nah, you can go in.

Monspeet: I insist, after y-

Estarossa, pushing past both of them: After me.

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Zeldris: That’s not funny.

Estarossa: I thought it was funny.

Zeldris: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Monspeet: Are you mad?

Derieri: No.

Monspeet: So sharpening daggers at 3 AM is just a hobby?

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Galand: Change is inedible.

Melascula: Do you mean “inevitable”?

Galand, spitting out coins: No.

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Zeldris: What are you doing here?

Meliodas: I-

Zeldris: Five words or less.

Meliodas: Came. Here. To. Visit.

Meliodas:

Meliodas: Bitch.

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Gloxinia: You remind me a lot of the ocean.

Zeldris: Explain.

Gloxinia: Salty and scary.