Ahoy, Ye Mayties!

Captain Magnum Ask Blog -- He/Sea

[sea-and-shores]

AVAST YE MAYTIES, Welcome to me Ship!

Yer Cap'n's pronouns (when in character) are as follows:

He/Him/His/Himself

Sea/Sea/Sea's/Seaself

Me main account: @calisis1

And 'a'course, a ship 'aint a ship without the rules!

--As this is an ask/RP blog, I'll be in character as much as I can. However you scurvy dogs should respect the person behind the account, there's always someone there, if I need to break character.

--This blog does accept action format in asterisks and other forms; eg [Hugs], *waves*, {Runs off} etc. However if you see me interacting with @fromthedeskof-darkiplier and want to join in, please refrain from using RP action. (Though keep in mind that this applies to other people as well, so be considerate and look through their blogs too)

--If there's a headcannon that this blog conforms with, please respect them

--You're very welcome to send and create art based on this blog and any other interactions (keeping in mind of other people's preferences)

-- I block freely.

TAG LIST + DNI UNDER THE CUT:

TAGS

#messages in a bottle -- Asks

#test the waters -- Ask Games

#old salt and his hearties -- RP threads

#spider on deck -- Talking to @rusted-gears-and-spiders

#davie jones' wonder -- Talking to @fromthedeskof-darkiplier

#cat o' many tales -- Talking to @blind-radio-waves

#monochrome landlubber -- Talking to Darkiplier

#strange figure -- Talking to a new character (OCs, etc)

#rainbow swashbuckler -- Talking to Wilford Warfstache

#glitching algae -- Taking to Antisepticeye

#me very own ocean -- Tagged for Me

#sink me! -- OOC

#back from the briney deep -- An update if I was inactive for more than a week.

DNI LIST:

Pedophiles, Homophobes, Transphobes, TERFs, People who are Ableist, Xenophobes and against neopronoun use, Bi(+)phobe, Anti-semitic, Racist, Islamophobic, NFT and AI supporters, Zoophiles, and anyone who supports them.

You will be blocked if you say any of these to me. You will be blocked if you start a NSFW or 18+ Roleplay with me. If you do these on anon, you are a coward.

(This will continue to be updated!)

[poll-position]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 15, 2024

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onNov 6, 2025

[neosatsuma]

jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.

[sunlaire]

Give me some leeway, hit the head, learning the ropes, the cat is out of the bag, get underway, the cut of your jib, true colors, hand over fist

[clove-pinks]

under the weather, in the doldrums, long shot, toe the line, groggy, aloof, overhaul, mainstay, pooped, keel over, in the offing, give a wide berth, footloose, flying colors, press into service, shake a leg

[fuckyeahnaturalphilosophy]

Chock-a-block. Scuttlebutt. By and large. Above board. Slush fund. Batten down the hatches. Shot across the bow. At loggerheads. Squared away. Dead reckoning. Down in the doldrums. Touch and go. Fathom/plumb. Leading light. Overwhelm, overreach. Skyscraper (originally a sail at the very tip top of a mast!). The bitter end.

[teaboot]

we’re all in the same boat

[sea-and-shores]

Do you say shiver me timbers

When the time be callin' for it, aye.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[sea-and-shores]

*You find Antisepticeye stealing sharp weapons from your ship*

[Magnum was coming in to check that all the weaponry had been stored away properly and safely after sea's crew had plundered a ship for their maps and treasure. He stops in his tracks when sea sees your thievery, shocked]

Sink me!

[Sea cries. He quickly composes himself]

Avast! What do ye be scavenging for? Speak, ye, 'fore I cleave ye' t' the brisket!

[He threatens, pulling out the cutlass that he keeps on sea's self]

[sea-and-shores]

Hello, pirate man. Do you have any sharp objects? -Antisepticeye

Aye! Me ship carries cutlasses, crow's nest to bilge, aft to bow. We be well prepared.

Ye be having no... ulterior motivations with yer query, correct?

[sea-and-shores]

Do you and your crew celebrate Halloween out on the high seas?

When the month is nearin' an end, from what the stars be sayin', we dock our ship at the nearest port. Some of me crew enjoy joinin' in on the festivities! They be draggin' me along an' I be protectin' them kids from all those scurvy dogs that act the black spot to them.

Once, I was on me ship while all the rest was out scavenging for treasure, gold and booty of the like. A group strode aboard, held out their duffles, and cried out a curse! Though, the 'treats' seemed to calm them down. They were laughin' at what I gave 'em!

I have lost some of me crew to those docks, in a good way, 'a course. Even gained some crew from those nights! I always make sure to dock somewhere that involves themselves on the festivities, even if me crew forget what be coming around.

[poll-position]

Will you be welcoming inbox trick-or-treaters this year?

YES! - Feel free to trick-or-treat in my inbox!

NO! - I would rather not participate!

Voting ended onOct 15, 2024

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

[ricky-tiki-tah]

Hey everyone, I made a community for role playing as egos if you want to join!

Join Ego Lane • Community on Tumblr

A place where people can rp as egos or just post random things in character. Have fun here!

[sea-and-shores]

What is the minimal amount of Orbeez someone could get you to eat before they'd need to pay you money to eat another Orbeez

What's your charge-free Orbeez minimum

What be an Orbeez

[sea-and-shores]

OOC: if you said it was actual food then he would probably eat several and ask for a map to treasure or to have another join his crew as repayment

[sea-and-shores]

What is the minimal amount of Orbeez someone could get you to eat before they'd need to pay you money to eat another Orbeez

What's your charge-free Orbeez minimum

What be an Orbeez

[teathattast]

[microphones-and-cameras]

.... Has anyone else gotten a letter from Host that's just "OwO" in the same kind of font that SpongeBob wrote "The" in that one episode?

[sea-and-shores]

The message is the same as what ye describes. What be a "SpongeBob"?

[speciose2]

[Tweet from @/fozmeadows: "human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay"]

[futureevilscientist]

As a biologist, that is a fantastic comparison.

We talk about “fish” (which, cladistically, do not exist, there is no monophyletic group of “fish” that simultaneously includes all organisms we understand to be “fish”-like while also excluding, say, humans) because, despite the utter fiction that is fish, it’s still a useful label when we talk about certain features that “fish” tend to have in common.

Gender is absolutely the same way.

[eye-scream-girls]

Babe wake up new gender dropped, it's got gills

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh]

I found this on twitter if anyone is interested

[candymoth-art]

Ask game stuff mutuals do your thing

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

this machine is useless

[strawberryamanita]

@calisis1 your boy