go cry me an ocean

Sofia | 25 | aquakenesis I'm Sofia. I'm positive you won't confuse me with my sister, and you sure as hell better not mistake me for my dumbass brother. In another life, I was probably a mermaid. But, in this one I'm a warrior. Approach with caution or...

[hummelise-blog]

Maybe you need a vacation.

[sea-fia]

I had one. It was awful thanks to you. 

[unalignedxhenri-deactivated2015]

I’m sure it’s gotten tired of you as well.

[sea-fia]

Where's your proof?

[sea-fia]

I never thought I would be so bored with California.

[hummelise-blog]

It’s like McDonalds at 3am. Bad, but good.

[sea-fia]

That's disgusting. 

[hummelise-blog]

It’s a movie. About time travelers. A bad one. Well, it’s so bad, it’s good.

[sea-fia]

I don't understand that phrase either.

[parkerkeagan-blog]

And now I take my rightful place as a grave digger on the graveyard shift. Always knew that graves were the only thing I was good at.

[sea-fia]

Just take a couple seconds to appreciate the irony. You might regret it, but it's worth the risk.

[hummelise-blog]

If I had a quarter for every single time Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure made me choke on my own popcorn from hysterical laughter and horrific inaccuracies, I would be very rich and probably very dead.

[sea-fia]

None of this made any sense to me.

[chandler-berry]

It turns out I hate teenagers now just as much as I did was a teenager. Luckily, most of my students are older than me.

[chandler-berry]

[sea-fia]

Explain.

[gabbysmusings]

So being a dude’s not all that fun? I always thought it’d be fun to have a dick for a day.

[sea-fia]

Next time everyone switches bodies, I'll try to make sure you get a dick bearing body. But, just know it's really not that fun. 

[irispuckermn-deactivated2020081]

Literally, what am I doing here? This world makes me want to drink more.

[johanna-spencer-blog]

Such a ray of sunshine. But I gotta agree with you, right now I’m not sure if I’m gonna be sick or I just need a few drinks.

[sea-fia]

Don't humor her, TJ. 

[gonnabelegendsmoved-blog]

A lacto-vegetarian, yeah. Did you think I talked to animals and then ate them?

[sea-fia]

Yes. 

[gonnabelegendsmoved-blog]

I’m pretty sure I’m not the first to notice this, but it turns out hospitals are really boring. No animals in sight, and really bad vegetarian food options. This is going to be a fun few days.

[sea-fia]

You're a vegetarian?

[carolynwilde]

Well, I’ve done it. I sold three of my plants and replaced the area they once inhabited with a bunny rabbit. Not quite a puppy, but still fuzzy.

[sea-fia]

Why did you sell your plants? I thought they were sacred,

[johanna-spencer-blog]

It was your foot, you ass!

[sea-fia]

True. But still, what I said is relevant. If you could dodge my foot, you wouldn't have this issue.

[unalignedxhenri-deactivated2015]

Are you always such a drone?

[sea-fia]

Yep.

[gabbysmusings]

It’s a shame you look like you again. I thought you looked hotter as Hudson.

[sea-fia]

No.

[johanna-spencer-blog]

I don’t think it was the actual breakage of the glass with my body, pretty sure it was the kick to my temple that did me in. Stop enjoying this so much!

[sea-fia]

Okay, then learn to dodge feet. It cant be that hard. I can't help it.