oh baby girl, don't get cut on my edges;

independent & selective mutli-muse account. penned by moose.

[gonnabelegendsmoved-blog]

i’ve decided that it’s time for a little change, so you can find me over here now!!! if you want to follow me over here, yay! if not, this is your very easy out.

[gonnabelegendsmoved-blog]

i’ve decided that it’s time for a little change, so you can find me over here now!!! if you want to follow me over here, yay! if not, this is your very easy out.

[gonnabelegendsmoved-blog]

i’ve decided that it’s time for a little change, so you can find me over here now!!! if you want to follow me over here, yay! if not, this is your very easy out.

[andhungry]

halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

❝  I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?  ❞

❝  You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!  ❞

❝  You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead.   ❞

❝  If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.  ❞

❝  You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!  ❞

❝  You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams.  ❞

❝  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?  ❞

❝  You are dead sexy. Literally.  ❞

❝  That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.  ❞

❝  Hello there, boo-tiful!  ❞

❝  You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?  ❞

❝  Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!  ❞

❝  You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.  ❞

❝  I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together.  ❞

❝  What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?  ❞

❝  All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo.  ❞

❝  Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?  ❞

❝  If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.  ❞

❝  I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.  ❞

❝  I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.  ❞

❝  Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?  ❞

[askboxmemes]

My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.

[rachelgller]

[hharchive2-blog]

wishing a very happy birthday to moose / logan / @gonnabelegends / the loml with this cute but sad torlix edit.   moosetopher,  my favorite antlered canadian,  i cannot tell you how much i love you.   getting to know you over the past almost-year  (  uh,  holy shit??  )  has been the ultimate treat,  and for that i just want to say thank you.   i know work’s been kicking your butt these days,  but like everything else life throws your way,  you’re truly handling it like a champ.   just know that whether you’re gone for minutes,  days,  or years,  you’re always on my mind.   i hope your birthday kicks fifty shades of ass !

[cheapthriill-blog]

               i know that, if you’re lucky in this life, you get an extraordinary relationship. my mother and my father met each other very early and stayed together for the rest of their lives. our first boyfriends, maya. who knows how long that’s going to last? we’re going to meet new people all of the time. but, if there’s one thing i know for sure in my life it’s that you are my extraordinary relationship, maya.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOOSETOPHER!!!! ( @gonnabelegends / @queenofpembrooke )

you know how much i suck at sap but here it goes!!! i’ve known you for about 5 or 6 years maybe??? holy shit icb it’s been that long??? GROSS! ANYWAYS, it’s been a bumpy road at times but i’ve watched you come so far and seeing where you’re at now i’m so proud of you!!! you’re one of the kindest and lowkey shadiest people i know. you’re so caring and it means so much how you check on me when you know somethings up or you haven’t heard from me. it really makes a big difference if you don’t know. you’re also very talented and one of my favorite people to write with ( don’t think i didn’t see that post you reblogged, i’m gonna kick your ass for it ). i get so happy over talking to you about tv, real life, screaming about our faves or plots. I JUST LOVE YOU A LOT AND I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL YOU COME TO NYC SO WE CAN DRINK AND GO TO KARAOKE AGAIN!!!! that was one of my favorite nights of my life and being with one of my favorite people really made it memorable!! OKAY THIS IS TOO SAPPY IM GONNA GO, YOU’RE SO OLD BYYYYEEEE!!!!!

[triicksterfox-blog]

i know i’m not the only one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN MOOSE ! i’ve lost track of how long we’ve been friends but facebook says we’ve been married for a little over six years so there’s that!! but god. we’ve been through so much and you’ve been there for me through so much and i know i’m not always the friend you deserve but  i love you so much for sticking with me. fuck that was a run on but i don’t care. you’ve been there for my highest highs and my lowest lows and i can always count on you even when we don’t talk for months on end – okay, its never that long, i’m too needy for that, but you know what i mean. also icb that i make you a birthday graphic and i make it sad and angsty but i feel that’s appropriate for our plotted out writing relationship. but honestly okay i’ve gotten carried away BUT i love you so much, i hope your birthday is amazing ( you deserve it ), and i can’t wait to spend 25 together.

[codychristiansource]

[hharchive2-blog]

         THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER…

[fixaticn]

i wanna be someone’s favorite writing partner.

[psychonom]

You care and that’s what kills you.

Skins UK (via psychonom)

[ofthieveryandaddictions]

Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[scarletwitcheries]

[itsnotflirting--archive-blog]

(✿◠‿◠) Polyamory ships where all three go on cute dates

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all hold hands and take up and entire street as they walk

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all snuggle up in bed, limbs all tangled together

(✿◠‿◠) Polyamory ships where Person A & Person B get jealous of each other because they believe Person C is spending more time with their other partner

(✿◠‿◠)  Polyamory ships where they all braid each other’s hair and do their nails.

(✿ ♥‿♥) Shopping trips with a poly ship

(✿ ♥‿♥) ROAD TRIPS AND VACATIONS WITH A POLY SHIP

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ late night, muffled, ‘be quiet or the neighbors will hear us’ sex in a poly ship

[woredeath-blog]

                                                                         penned by jasmine. ( c )