Gelda

«Я пройду проблемы, словно корабль сквозь шторм.»

[sea-gelda1709]

Protect nature, no matter what. Isn't it beautiful? 🌿 Otherwise, we’ll just drown in plastic and nuclear ash. 💥

[sea-gelda1709]

This most likely has nothing to do with the story (and probably never did). It was simply inspired by aichitangbanbolizhadetaotie, who posted the following:«让兴趣，更有趣。小马AU可能陆续会有其他的角色补充吧，因为是意识体，都是天角兽。»Translation: "Make hobbies even more fun. This My Little Pony AU may gradually receive more additional characters in the future. Since they are manifestations of consciousness, they are all alicorns."...and that gave my brain the idea to create a Kazakhstan -inspired pony.

Some facts about the pony's design: 1)The muzzle is inspired by a snow leopard. 2)The white ears resemble those of a wolf. 3)The wings are based on those of a steppe eagle or a golden eagle (Berkut). 4)The marking on the back resembles the distinctive pattern found on a snow leopard's fur. 5)The character has a lean, athletic physique with well-defined muscles. 6)The mane is long and black. The blue section is braided, while the black part is left loose. The tail is also braided. 7)Starry hooves — the hooves feature a gradient resembling the purple hues of the night sky and are decorated with starlight. This is a small reference to Baikonur Cosmodrome, and I simply thought it would look beautiful.

"I did my best. Please don't throw stones at me. Plus, I think Kaz's build slightly resembles a tazy (Kazakh hound). Well, I don't know, I just love how it turned out from my brain."

[sea-gelda1709]

I just realized that Kazakhstan in Countryhumans is a true Kazakh because he has a ton of relatives 🤣 literally half of Eurasia by facts.

[crackleglass]

Anti-Russia libs are like: Russians are heckin' evil colonizers. Look, they colonized Kazakhs too I guess, though I'm sure they're not as special and oppressed as my precious Ukrainians or Estonians. So I'll spotlight some real Kazakhs today: *insert some guy named Ivan Ivanovoch Ivanov whose grandparents moved to the Kazakh SSR from the Russian SSR after most of the Kazakh population starved to death*.

[sea-gelda1709]

Kazakhs are not that special and oppressed" is a wild take from someone who clearly skipped history class. To replace a nation with "Ivan Ivanovs", the regime literally starved millions of our people, destroyed the steppe ecology, and banned our language for decades. Keep Central Asia out of your shallow political debates if you can't even open Wikipedia.

(No offense to @crackleglass. I just remembered some stories from my family about what life was like for them back then, and it completely set me off. Sorry if I offended you guys.)

[sea-gelda1709]

This most likely has nothing to do with the story (and probably never did). It was simply inspired by aichitangbanbolizhadetaotie, who posted the following:«让兴趣，更有趣。小马AU可能陆续会有其他的角色补充吧，因为是意识体，都是天角兽。»Translation: "Make hobbies even more fun. This My Little Pony AU may gradually receive more additional characters in the future. Since they are manifestations of consciousness, they are all alicorns."...and that gave my brain the idea to create a Kazakhstan -inspired pony.

Some facts about the pony's design: 1)The muzzle is inspired by a snow leopard. 2)The white ears resemble those of a wolf. 3)The wings are based on those of a steppe eagle or a golden eagle (Berkut). 4)The marking on the back resembles the distinctive pattern found on a snow leopard's fur. 5)The character has a lean, athletic physique with well-defined muscles. 6)The mane is long and black. The blue section is braided, while the black part is left loose. The tail is also braided. 7)Starry hooves — the hooves feature a gradient resembling the purple hues of the night sky and are decorated with starlight. This is a small reference to Baikonur Cosmodrome, and I simply thought it would look beautiful.

"I did my best. Please don't throw stones at me. Plus, I think Kaz's build slightly resembles a tazy (Kazakh hound). Well, I don't know, I just love how it turned out from my brain."

[sea-gelda1709]

Countryhumans...

I like pretty much every country. But personally, my favorites are the Mongolia, the Central Asia gang, and Brazil.

I also don’t really have any specific ships, because I feel like most popular ships in the fandom would literally kill each other, or they’d end up being the weirdest toxic relationships ever. (I’m not into toxic relationships because: 1) my messed-up brain would make everything even worse 😃 2) it’s not really interesting to me… for now. 3) right now I’m in my “healthy relationships” era. The “friends-rivals” dynamic or family drama just hits different for me and feels oddly comforting.)

But I have nothing against other people’s AU ships. It’s all just for fun and creativity. I actually enjoy reading and looking at different artworks.

As for me, I mostly draw the Central Asia gang riding horses, and sometimes they have competitions like: whose plov is better, whose beshbarmak tastes better (and whose country it actually belongs to). Kazakhstan is basically that “older brother” from the Backpack Leash Meme compared to the rest of the gang… And one time Kazakhstan accidentally drank an entire barrel of alcohol.

[sea-gelda1709]

Well, I don’t even know, Unohana just came to mind.

[sea-gelda1709]

He made me angry... so I'll write what my brain thinks about him for fun.

« Merlin is an eccentric grandpa-screenwriter. Sitting in his tower, sipping tea, watching chaos unfold, and going:“Well… at least it looks pretty.”

He:eggs the kids on into fighting, breaks the fourth wall, disappears the moment responsibility shows up.

A classic grandpa type who’s always like:“Hey, it’s not my fault. I’m just an observer.”»

[sea-gelda1709]

Is it bad that I miss Galahad? (I miss that holy knight so much… and why are there so few fanfics about Lancelot and Galahad’s relationship… damn, father and son.)

Part 2 is already finished, but Agravain is still stuck in a box, and I’ll never get to see him again? (I need to know more about his relationship with Artoria/Arthur and his relationships with his siblings… Gaheris doesn’t even have an actual design, aside from people saying his build is similar to Gawain’s? If I remember correctly…Okay, I guess I need to replay the Sixth Singularity again… though maybe it’s a good thing he isn’t in Chaldea… because Morgan.)

By the way, I really enjoyed Fate/Requiem (Galahad Alter cracks me up).

I’m really looking forward to the full translation.

[aveeslikespice]

You aren't the only one, trust me. There is so little fan-content of Galahad, it makes me cry

[sea-gelda1709]

"—————Ahh, how sorrowful"

There's not much fan content about Galahad and Arthurian legends in general (the 2008 Merlin series doesn't count). 😢. Hello, I hope you're doing well.

[sea-gelda1709]

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ?

Were they lovers?

(I understand that I don't like fairies... because of the plot of Lostbelt #6... It's good to listen to Doom Eternal (Original Game Soundtrack) when there is a massacre. Gacha drives me crazy, but I like the plot, though.)

[sea-gelda1709]

Is it bad that I miss Galahad? (I miss that holy knight so much… and why are there so few fanfics about Lancelot and Galahad’s relationship… damn, father and son.)

Part 2 is already finished, but Agravain is still stuck in a box, and I’ll never get to see him again? (I need to know more about his relationship with Artoria/Arthur and his relationships with his siblings… Gaheris doesn’t even have an actual design, aside from people saying his build is similar to Gawain’s? If I remember correctly…Okay, I guess I need to replay the Sixth Singularity again… though maybe it’s a good thing he isn’t in Chaldea… because Morgan.)

By the way, I really enjoyed Fate/Requiem (Galahad Alter cracks me up).

I’m really looking forward to the full translation.

[sea-gelda1709]

I'm back to Fate/Zero, and now I'm making an AU... I completely rewrote Lancelot (I was inspired by Lancelot from Sonic and the Black Knight and Lancsoni, but it's not a romance and there's no relationship between Lancelot and Guinevere). I'm having so much fun working on this, and my friend is having so much fun and pain too😅👌...

[sea-gelda1709]

Even after her death, "Mom" continues to ruin her son's life... 😐😅.

Like: "Surprise, son! I left you a couple of bonuses—immortality, eternal youth, and a lifelong trauma!"

Yuji: 😐 Thanks, Mom... was that really necessary?

Kenjaku: 😀 I was just curious what would happen.

This isn't a plot anymore, it's a whole family tragicomedy:

— Yuji: "You did it for my insomnia?" 😭

— Kenjaku: "I did it for science." 😌

(Just a stupid joke or a thought theory if Yuji Itadori looks younger than his age in the module. It's Kenjaku's fault 🤷.)

...I'll be concerned about Yuji's situation.

[sea-gelda1709]

Is this fake?!?!? Yuji?! MY BOY! MY MAN BOY IS ALIVE!?!! Itadori?!?

GEGE YOU WROTE THIS?!!(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[sea-gelda1709]

A strange first attempt at animation.

[sea-gelda1709]

I had a strange and funny dream...

It was like...😅

Jack Krauser (smirking): I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re still a virgin, Kennedy.

Leon Scott Kennedy(waving it off): Why would that be? I’m already twenty-seven. I haven’t been a virgin for a long time. I’ve grown up.

Jack Krauser (blinks): …What?

Leon Scott Kennedy(seriously, as if quoting a philosopher): Well, yes. Virginity… it’s when you’re a child and then you grow up and lose it. I lost my virginity when I was eighteen. It’s simple.

(Silence. Rain drums against the armor.)

Jack Krauser (sighs deeply): …You have no idea what that actually means, do you?

Leon Scott Kennedy: You mean childhood?

Jack Krauser: How can someone be so right and so wrong at the same time…

(places hand on forehead)

Jack Krauser: …And the sexual act?

Leon Scott Kennedy(confidently): …Isn’t that when you… wash the floors… or the dishes?

(Silence. Even the wind seems to pause.)

Jack Krauser just blinks and slowly lowers his knife.

Jack Krauser: …Kennedy.

Leon Scott Kennedy: What?

Jack Krauser (looking up at the sky): God… why.

(At the other end of the castle, Ada listens through a headset, quietly stifling her laughter.)

Ada Wong: Oh my God… Leon… you are a national treasure.

[sea-gelda1709]

Winx Club Reboot (also known as "Winx Club: The Magic Returns")...

I didn't like it at all and my hopes were completely shattered...😩😐

Maybe if there's a Season 2, it'll be better?

Though maybe not...

And for some reason, when I saw Radius, the image of Agnus suddenly popped into my head?!

?!?!

I hope I'm not the only one who feels this way😅.

[sea-gelda1709]

I miss Dante. And honestly, I miss DMC in general too...