Didn't I tell you they live on fillers and headcanons.
well, when pretty much everything in canon is a slap in the face to them, iâm not really surprised. âïž
kishi: i killed neji for them to get together; he âdied as cupidâ.
kishi: the boruto movie is the first screenplay iâve written â the last was âan idea from the anime producersâ.
kishi: i âpitiedâ hinata because she watched naruto from the beginning, so felt i needed to ârewardâ her for doing so.
kishi: iâm too âembarrassedâ to write anything to do with their romance, so i let studio pierrot and, idk, some randomly affiliated authors write their fanfiction as fillers for those gaps that i couldnât be arsed to fill myselfâŠÂ but hold up, iâll personally take the time and effort to write my final work for the series, which focuses on s/s, sarada (seemingly my true next generation main character) and team 7.
kishi: i literally just straight up âforgotâ about hinataâs main trait when creating the kids⊠but iâll retcon a byakugan âawakeningâ joke later or something, no worries.
kishi: oh yeah, i intentionally made n/s parallel mina/kushi because it was, like, a âred-herringâ or whatever the hell theyâre telling me to say nowâŠ
kishi: also, my wife is just like sakura and she shipped naru/saku. she was the one who helped me write mina/kushi too! but she got hella angry at me over naru/hina; she was âvery upset that naruto didnât get together with sakuraâ and âcomplained quite vehemently to meâ about it. oh, and my only contribution to âthe lastâ was our scarf gifting memory, since i tried to âdefuse the situation by assuring her that she was actually the model for hinataâ but she knew that wasnât true; my wife is a âstrong characterâ.
kishi: however, i assure you that n/h wasnât the asspull that it seems â i apparently just couldnât be bothered depicting them on more than 40 pages out of, like, 12,500+ in my 15 years of writing the story. i actually decided on s/s âearlyâ on, but naru/hina wasnât planned until âthe middleâ, somehow⊠idk, i liked s/s, so the other two basically happened by default later on, i guess.
kishi: naruto doesnât have time for his family â the exact thing that he craved the most throughout his lonely life â during an era of peace.
kishi: naruto sleeps on the couch.
kishi: narutoâs son hates him. he hurls abuse at his father, makes his mother cry and ruins his little sisterâs birthday party with a tantrum.
kishi: heâs the son of, like, the strongest ninja and a main-branch member of a prestigious clan, but he has to cheat to be a decent shinobi.
kishi: narutoâs daughter also gut-punched him unconscious and made him miss the day that heâd been dreaming about his entire life. you know, the one that was a theme of the series, which i consistently built up to showcasing the moment of for my invested readers to finally see come to fruition⊠psych.
kishi: naruto knows the significance of bento and still runs; leaving his son stuck with his motherâs unappreciated meal, still hateful of his father, feeling sorry for his mother and pissed at his dadâs lack of care for his marriage.
kishi: hinata is âfrumpyâ, âcrumpyâ; she âhas a bland appearanceâ and âreduces the amount of skin she showsâ. oh, and here are the numerous characters who have commented on sakuraâs beauty, including naruto!
kishi: hinata â who has the byakugan, btw (like, 360Âș vision and has been trained to walk upside down & on the water surface) â tripped on a rock and gave up on personally trying to help naruto, whilst sakura performed medical ninjutsu, manually pumped his heart with her hand & administered CPR with practically no chakra.
kishi: naruto had feelings for sakura for 699 chapters â he develops feelings for hinata in the movie that i didnât think was important enough to mention at all in my work. apparently itâs the result of a genjutsu and feeling sorry for her or something?
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