Love, run, the song you know’s begun

previously jasnah-kholin-simp she/her 🌸 hellenic polytheist 🌸 TAD obsessed 🌸 i love my mutuals <3 hello! here i post jokes, thoughts, and just generally things I want to share. nice to see you! this blog contains spoilers for the Cosmere and bg3. please click off if you're trying to avoid spoilers for those things :) art credits: the art in my pfp is by https://www.artstation.com/roitssomething the art in my banner is by https://www.17thshard.com/profile/48522-sasha/ TERFs, homophobes, racists, etc. DNI

[isdalinarhot]

what your favorite stormlight character says about your mental issues

kaladin: you’re like 3 bad days away from killing yourself

shallan: your childhood trauma is off the charts

dalinar: you called people slurs on xbox live when you were 15 and you cant live with the guilt

adolin: your dad was mean to you once :(

navani: misogyny is going to fucking kill you one day

renarin: your autonomy and personhood has been taken away due to formal diagnosis of a disability and its ruining your life

lift: you are 13 and transmasc and puberty is making you want to start throwing rocks at god

evi: please leave him

moash: societal injustice is making you go insane and its getting worse every day and nobody cares

jasnah: religious trauma and/or you want to fuck your history professor

elhokar: the expectations you are expected to rise to are not what you are suited for and its killing you day by day

raboniel: horny 😔

hoid: coppermind editor

[isdalinarhot]

sure why not. fuck it.

el: you have a case of stormlight would be so good if it was good disorder. and its terminal 😔

szeth: you need to study a freak like a bug in a jar or you will wither away and die

sadeas: psychosexual obsession stemming from a childhood crush on scar from the lion king

ialai: psychosexual obsession stemming from a childhood crush on zira from the lion king 2

gavilar: insufferable contrarianism

venli: eldest daughter syndrome

lopen: annoying

teft: CANNOT stop having sex with miserable middle aged men

sebarial: your steak is too juicy and your lobster is too buttery

the fuckass ardents from the flamespren interlude: your favorite characters are not the fuckass ardents from the flamespren interlude. go pick out actual characters to be your favorites

[stay-the-knight]

[nooneinnportant]

Keloid couple t-shirts where Hoid's says, "I love my controversially young boyfriend (he's 340+)" while Kelsier's says,"My boyfriend was born before the Shattering of Adonalsium".

[babydolllblogger]

[aprilthe0th]

My dick about to look like Kelsier's arms

[azure-sorceress]

Starling straight up calls the Malwish military "fascists". What the hell is happening in Scadrial in the future of the Cosmere bro 😭

[cosmereplay]

I was actually just thinking about this the other day, from the perspective that fascism is such an appropriate and maybe even natural political output for a planet that's run by the dual Shard of Preservation and Ruin. What better way to give both Shards an outlet for their Intents than to create a society that strictly adheres to tradition while destroying and digesting any other civilization in their path?

[abba-enthusiast]

Bored on the bus. Is this anything

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[nooneinnportant]

After learning that the Cosmere isn't an entire universe or even a dwarf galaxy for that matter but actually just a cluster of stars, i find it so funny when characters like Hoid complain ab not being able to find some of the shards.

Like, maybe that's bc they're not hiding in the same 40 km radius as everyone else. Why are people so laser focused on these 10 places when there are billions, if not trillions of other planets out there?

[unaarista]

i don't think they know where they are going

(now they somehow ended upon your dash)

[cosmerelists]

Stormlight Men Try To Guess the Meaning of Emojis

So...since Rosharan men can't read (typically), they're probably really used to interpreting pictures, right? Therefore, I bet they'd be really good at sightreading the cultural import of our emojis! Hence this list.

🙃 [Upside-down smiling face]

Lopen: Oh! This is a happy man who is hanging upside down! Lopen: It must be used to convey sincere joy and whimsy!

2. 😎 [Smiling face with sunglasses]

Elhokar: I'm not sure what that man has on their face... Elhokar: Yet I am overwhelmed by the feeling that this person... They are very cool... Elhokar: Perhaps the coolest person in the world...

3. 🙂‍↕️ [Head nodding vertically with blue lines indicating motion]

Rock: Wow! A joyspren emoji! Sigzil: I think the face could look happier but yes, that is surely what that is.

4. 🖖 [Vulcan salute]

Szeth: Sadly, that man's fingers may be broken. Kaladin: Eesh, yeah. Kaladin: I wonder why they have an emoji for that. Szeth: Must be a violent culture...

5 🤑 [Face with dollar-sign eyes and a green tongue with the dollar-sign on it]

Teft: Oh dear. Teft: This person is clearly very sick. Teft: That is what I look like after a...particularly rough night.

6. 🥳 [Partying face]

Szeth: The strangely colored, conical head... Szeth: The long blue tongue... Szeth: Some sort of monster, but of what kind I do not know.

7. 🤜[Right-facing fist emoji]

Teft: That's a punch. Moash: Yup, a punch. Skar: Nothin' else it can be, really.

8. 🤛 [Left-facing fist emoji]

Teft: Wow. They have multiple punch emojis. Moash: Well, you never know which direction you might need to punch someone. Skar: This culture... They must do a lot of punching...

9. 🤡 [Clown face]

Szeth: The white skin... Szeth: The emphasis on the huge, wide eyes... Szeth: They have a Shin emoji.

10. 🥰 [Smiling face with hearts]

Kaladin: [squinting] What type of spren are those? Adolin: Angerspren are red. Maybe this person is pretending to be calm but their anger is bubbling up around them? Kaladin: Around the face, though? No, I think they're rotspren. Small, red. This person is sick but are trying to put a brave face on it. Adolin: Definitely not a happy emoji. Kaladin: Definitely not.

[mackonfire]

Gay person: i’m gay

Me: ok

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[polutropos-puppyboy]

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

[polutropos-puppyboy]

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

[ashoss]

thinking about the character #mycharacter guys i love the character. charact er has consume dm y thoughts. #mycharacter u gyus are never going to guess who im thinking about #mycharacter character save me save me my character . #mycharacter #ilovemycharacter #yay

[theside-b]

[3liza]

[memewhore]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.

As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.

[crystalepicness]

[sarkos]

Penguin Diogenes

[trangoldin]

[mrskayathefrog]

Here is the podcast (audio only), here is the text (the top text is Chinese, scroll down for English)

[escuerzoresucitado]