peter ⚓ kirkland

Hey there! I'm Peter Kirkland, otherwise known as the Principality of Sealand! Don't listen to whatever that jerk Arthur says, I'm a real nation! Current Magic!Anon status: None {{ part of the hetalia tumblr roleplay }}

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(( GUESS WHO'S BACK ))

[seafortsandsummertime]

It’s not unnecessarily violent!!  It’s a shooting game, that’s what you do!  At least it isn’t unnecessarily DUMB, like PICTIONARY.  And what do you mean “sometimes”!?  I never beat anyone up at meetings.  I’m not a bully, Wy!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Verbally you do. Also, Pictionary’s not dumb. It’s artsy.

[seafortsandsummertime]

Do not.  Nu-uh.

NU-UHHHHHHHHHH.

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Then what do I call all the arguing?

Also uh-huh.

[seafortsandsummertime]

NU-UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[seafortsandsummertime]

[ MUFFLED BASS DROPS IN THE BACKGROUND ]

DAD, PLEASE TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN.

[seafortsandsummertime]

What?  They wouldn’t say that because Call of Duty isn’t boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

It’s unnecessarily violent, and it’s really mean and stupid! At least it keeps you from beating people up in the meetings. Sometimes.

[seafortsandsummertime]

It’s not unnecessarily violent!!  It’s a shooting game, that’s what you do!  At least it isn’t unnecessarily DUMB, like PICTIONARY.  And what do you mean “sometimes”!?  I never beat anyone up at meetings.  I’m not a bully, Wy!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Verbally you do. Also, Pictionary’s not dumb. It’s artsy.

[seafortsandsummertime]

Do not.  Nu-uh.

NU-UHHHHHHHHHH.

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

seafortsandsummertime replied to your post: What’s your favorite video game?

Boringgggggggggggg

The guys you murdered in Call Of Duty would say the same thing about you if they could talk!

[seafortsandsummertime]

What?  They wouldn’t say that because Call of Duty isn’t boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

It’s unnecessarily violent, and it’s really mean and stupid! At least it keeps you from beating people up in the meetings. Sometimes.

[seafortsandsummertime]

It's not unnecessarily violent!!  It's a shooting game, that's what you do!  At least it isn't unnecessarily DUMB, like PICTIONARY.  And what do you mean "sometimes"!?  I never beat anyone up at meetings.  I'm not a bully, Wy!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

seafortsandsummertime replied to your post: What’s your favorite video game?

Boringgggggggggggg

The guys you murdered in Call Of Duty would say the same thing about you if they could talk!

[seafortsandsummertime]

What?  They wouldn't say that because Call of Duty isn't boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafortsandsummertime]

AND YOU'RE FAR TOO OLD TO BE SUCH A WANKER

[seafortsandsummertime]

what's your favorite video game?

Call of Duty!!!!!!!

[seafortsandsummertime]

elizahun SAID: PETER!

  BUT IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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britishgentleman SAID: I CAN’T FIX YOU, I DIDN’T DO THIS TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT’LL WEAR OFF IN FIVE DAYS ANYWAY.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, TIT-GYPSY!!!!!!

[seafortsandsummertime]

Hello little girl

BUGGER OFF YOU SCARY OLD BIDDIE!!!!!!

-cries-

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

ARE TOO

AND YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT

BY THE WAY RUNNING DOWN STAIRS IS GONNA SUCK NOW, YOU’RE MATURIN’ AND STUFF.

[seafortsandsummertime]

Wait...wait what?  WhAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

No, no, there are worse things. Like being a boy.

Yeah, yeah, but a girl in boy clothes is a sad thing indeed.

[seafortsandsummertime]

There’s nothing sad about being a boy!

And nothing wrong with being a girl in boy clothes!  Because I’m a BOY not a GIRL!!!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Yes there is ‘cause girls are smarter..

Girls in boy clothes are fine, but you would look adorable in a dress right now, Sea!

[seafortsandsummertime]

I’M NOT WEARING A DRESSS

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

BUT YOU WOULD BE SO CUTE, PETER.

WAIT.

WOULD IT BE WITTY TO CALL YOU WENDY?

[seafortsandsummertime]

I'M NOT A GIRL

I'M NOT A GIRL

I'M NOT WENDY

I'M NOT A MOTHER

I'M PETER

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[theartistsprincipality-blog]

No, no, there are worse things. Like being a boy.

Yeah, yeah, but a girl in boy clothes is a sad thing indeed.

[seafortsandsummertime]

There’s nothing sad about being a boy!

And nothing wrong with being a girl in boy clothes!  Because I’m a BOY not a GIRL!!!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Yes there is ‘cause girls are smarter..

Girls in boy clothes are fine, but you would look adorable in a dress right now, Sea!

[seafortsandsummertime]

I'M NOT WEARING A DRESSS

[seafortsandsummertime]

I’M NOT A LITTLE LADY

I’M A REAL BOY

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

You are too a little lady right now! You’re lucky to be a girl! Girls are crazy awesome! They coulda done worse, y’know.

[seafortsandsummertime]

There’s absolutely nothing worse than being a girl!

At least my clothes still fit me, though, so I guess—it’s not THAT bad.

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

No, no, there are worse things. Like being a boy.

Yeah, yeah, but a girl in boy clothes is a sad thing indeed.

[seafortsandsummertime]

There's nothing sad about being a boy!

And nothing wrong with being a girl in boy clothes!  Because I'm a BOY not a GIRL!!!

[seafortsandsummertime]

britishgentleman SAID: JUST WHAT I NEEDED, AN IRRITATING LITTLE SISTER INSTEAD OF MY USUAL IRRITATING LITTLE BROTHER.

  IF YOU DON'T FIX ME I'LL FOLLOW YOU AROUND ALL DAY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD BECAUSE GIRLS SCREAM LOUDER THAN BOYS AND ARE MORE OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafortsandsummertime]

 theartistsprincipality SAID: *SNERK* NO YOU WON’T! YOU— *GIGGLEFITS* YOU’RE A GIRL! YOU… HA! *SHE’S DOUBLED OVER, LAUGHING LIKE SHE’S NEVER SEEN A FUNNIER THING IN HER LIFE. ACTUALLY, SHE REALLY HASN’T.*

  BUGGER OFF, WANKSTAIN!!!!!

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

Wow, those are no words for *squeaking* a little lady like yourself to be saying! *she nearly falls over this time*

[seafortsandsummertime]

I’M NOT A LITTLE LADY

I’M A REAL BOY

[theartistsprincipality-blog]

You are too a little lady right now! You’re lucky to be a girl! Girls are crazy awesome! They coulda done worse, y’know.

[seafortsandsummertime]

There's absolutely nothing worse than being a girl!

At least my clothes still fit me, though, so I guess--it's not THAT bad.