[localairport]

Ok perverts listen up these kind of creepshots are basically upskirts of airplanes ok. Dont do it.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[vhen-harel]

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[d7kyoshi]

Catch me writing a Harding x Rook ice hockey au fic. 👀 Coming soon to an ao3 near you!

[d7kyoshi]

Ohhhhh I am committing heavily to this now. Y’all better get prepared.

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[dogrotpdf]

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[birdhism]

Solid Snake meets Soft Snake

[clickrtraind]

can you lez the fuck in

[peachiyyy]

me and my deep rooted connection to silver jewelry

[werenotreallystrangers]

Curiosity is a form of love.

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them