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You are free to disagree with me, but arguing is not – my consulting rates are $125/hour, 2 hour minimum, cash only, payment due up front. See my assistant for an appointment.
I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.
Meg Rosoff (via purgandum)
fiona + the cat, s07e06
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Game Grumps — Inside {Sentence Starters}
{ contains swearing & triggers }
“Am I gonna die?”
“Shut up. Throw me!”
“I wish I could be like a bird.”
“Yeah, that broke my pelvis.”
“I’m surrounded by assholes.”
“All you people are fucked up.”
“Soft, delightful landing of dead pigs.”
“I wonder if I have, like, superpowers?”
“Oh, shit! Many dogs! MANY DOGS!”
“Oh, I love that you can trample people.”
“I look like the King of bullshit right now…”
“I’ll gladly take the sweet embrace of death.”
“FREEDOM! Horrible, horrible FREEDOM!”
“There’s nothing that can stop me but objects.”
“Ok, I’ll flip you guys the Bird from a distance.”
“I hope someone takes my words out of context.”
“You can never have too many delicious children.”
“The world is full of horrifying and adorable things.”
“I want to be over there with those fucking dead people.”
“I’m filled with a sense of wonder… and fucking mild terror.”
“You had the right idea, but the wrong execution… and idea.”
“We’re just a little kid running from dudes…and they’re bad.”
“Let’s get them into an elevator and start using them for shit.”
“Just gonna live out my life partying and occasionally eating chicks.”
he strums his little ukulele idly, muttering made-up words for a song he’ll NEVER write down or pursue in any way, but he’s ZONED out hardcore, so cut him some slack.
❛ don’t worry about me. ❜ ( /post/154714236428 )
flash starters || accepting
he frowns disapprovingly, making sure that his you’re full of it look sinks in with Cecil— he wants to make sure he knows that that was a kind of dumb thing to say, && an even dumber way to think.
❛ you, my good sir, are what i like to call a poop, ❜ Dorian says firmly, his expression nor tone wavering. ❛ you wanna say that again, louder this time, and maybe ACKNOWLEDGE what it means when you say that? ❜ a light smack is delivered to Cecil’s arm after a moment && Dorian continues to all but pout && then proceed to not look right at him. a poop, indeed, the redhead repeats mentally.
"Cute at first, but will rip you apart if you cross them" Squad
Virgo, Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, Pisces
@heartwielded .
his eyes widen, brown hues ALIGHT with amazement && the shine that is seen so often from the face of a child. he’s so much like a child himself, more than he even knows-- but come ON, seeing a guy manipulate the weather && shit— or WHATEVER this cool-as-fuck dude’s doing— is bound to make ANYONE flip shit.
❛ WHOA! ❜ he yells, taking a step closer to observe a little better. ❛ do that shit again!! ❜
yes i know i started dorian literally less than a month ago but listen ... having two replies to do in total kills ur inspiration... so pls dont be mad at me...
Signs as beautiful sentences in literature
Aries: "How wild it was, to let it be."
—Cheryl Strayed, Wild
Taurus: "We cross our bridges as we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and the presumption that once our eyes watered."
—Tom Stoppard, Rosencratz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Gemini: "Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it yet."
—L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
Cancer: "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt."
—Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
Leo: "If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me."
—W. H. Auden, "The More Loving One"
Virgo: 'Dear God,' she prayed, 'let me be something every minute of every hour of my life.'"
—Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Libra: "In spite of everything, I still believe people are really good at heart."
—Anne Frank, The Diary of Anne Frank
Scorpio: "I would always rather be happy than dignified."
—Charlotte Brontë , Jane Eyre
Sagittarius: "It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that."
—J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Capricorn: "And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good."
—John Steinbeck, East of Eden
Aquarius: "One must be careful of books, and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us."
—Cassandra Clare, The Infernal Devices
Pisces: "There are darknesses in life and there are lights, and you are one of the lights, the light of all lights."
—Bram Stroker, Dracula
when i’m with you the line between ‘friends’ and ‘lovers’ blurs and i don’t care which side i end up on as long as you’ll have me.
– – “jackie.” 3:00 am. L.W (via inkwhelmed)