Master Yoda

[seagullsstopit]

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." - Master Yoda

Master Yoda, born 896 BBY. Tea enthusiast. Present on behalf of the Jedi Council.

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unhappy this makes him. good

[darthtyruanus]

You are corrupt.

[seagullsstopit]

corruption this is not. true corruption you cannot spot until it is far too late

[darthtyruanus]

That is not true at all, maybe for you, considering…

[seagullsstopit]

isn't it?

[seagullsstopit]

unhappy this makes him. good

[darthtyruanus]

You are corrupt.

[seagullsstopit]

corruption this is not. true corruption you cannot spot until it is far too late

[seagullsstopit]

unhappy this makes him. good

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forc

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out of the nursing home i am

[seagullsstopit]

stop focusing on holonet discourse we must… and start focusing on Dis Force

[seagullsstopit]

new jedi technique ankle biting

[darthtyruanus]

“Keep an eye on me,” he says. I freely got into Jedi housing with nothing stopping me. It seems the Council isn’t very good at its job, but everyone knows that, I would just be repeating myself.

[seagullsstopit]

watch your back

[darthtyruanus]

Your stature prevents me from taking these threats seriously.

[seagullsstopit]

behind you

[darthtyruanus]

“Keep an eye on me,” he says. I freely got into Jedi housing with nothing stopping me. It seems the Council isn’t very good at its job, but everyone knows that, I would just be repeating myself.

[seagullsstopit]

watch your back

[seagullsstopit]

Apologies. I was writing Master Yoda’s posts for him but he seems to have taken the holopad while I wasn’t looking.

-MW

[darthtyruanus]

Can’t you just… remove this account, my old friend. Please.

[seagullsstopit]

After careful consideration, I have decided to reject your request. Master Yoda needs his enrichment somehow.

-MW

[darthtyruanus]

Can’t you give him blocks or something. Or something locked down so he can’t access anywhere I post.

[seagullsstopit]

And why would I do that?

-MW

[commander-skyguy]

oh yeah it makes sense mace was writing the coherent ones

[commander-skyguy]

WAIT. THAT MEANS HE SAW IT.

[seagullsstopit]

You can’t hide from me, Skywalker.

-MW

[seagullsstopit]

Apologies. I was writing Master Yoda’s posts for him but he seems to have taken the holopad while I wasn’t looking.

-MW

[darthtyruanus]

Can’t you just… remove this account, my old friend. Please.

[seagullsstopit]

After careful consideration, I have decided to reject your request. Master Yoda needs his enrichment somehow.

-MW

[seagullsstopit]

lighjt side <•-•>

[seagullsstopit]

Apologies. I was writing Master Yoda’s posts for him but he seems to have taken the holopad while I wasn’t looking.

-MW

[generalowk]

I can’t believe that little green fucker isn’t dead yet. yoga or whatever

[seagullsstopit]

umacceptable

[generalowk]

I'm sorry grandmaster forgive me. I was hacked. I know you will outlive all of us

[seagullsstopit]

hakced. how

know better than that a jedi shoulf