[meangirlnurse]

remember when black friday deals were so good that we would kill each other about it

[meangirlnurse]

now you can get three dollars off some dishes at target

[damnbluewires]

[sandmandaddy69]

[the-home]

[pinesorneedles]

buffy is literally the show ever it has schlocky horror and funny looking puppets and the main character is failing out of school and the use of metaphor is so strong in a way that's genuinely nuanced and complex and you can think about different elements of major story points or individual episodes and pick them apart forever and our main girl fucks a house down and there's also an episode where beer turns people into cavemen

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[vampyfrnk]

not very convincing gerard.

[virgo-dicks-deactivated20241026]

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[helianthus-hellion]

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

[thepleasuregoblin]

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

[hejjhug]

trying to boycott sonic 3 really feels like being the only one wearing a mask in the grocery store rn.

[borrelia]

you dont need to support a company that supports israel. you don't need to pay for a ticket to fund therapy for IOF members after they snipe palestinian children in the head. you don't need to spend your 15-25 us dollars on a movie that will be easily piratable if you have any patience whatsoever. you don't need to trade compassion for people undergoing genocide for a movie ticket.

Donate to Crips for eSIMS for Gaza

Donate to @sirajo2424s 's vetted campaign

Donate to @save-mohamed-family 's vetted campaign

Donate to a vetted campaign on your dash

Donate to a vetted campaign in your inbox

Or do the absolute bare minimum and do nothing and give no money to paramount???

[sacred-portal]

[marenostrum-ac-dc]

Athens, Temple of Olympian Jupiter

[theoriginalsupermodels]

Versace - Fall 1991 RTW

[theblackparadeisdead]

My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

[theblackparadeisdead]

Just watched him lose a card game as badly as he could on purpose for the sole purpose of annoying the guy trying to run the game and when I was like what is wrong with you all he said was "that's how we do it down in Vegas"

[theblackparadeisdead]

I told him that this has 2k notes and the people love him and he completely deadpan went "wow it's everything I ever wanted" and then immediately accidentally set himself on fire in skyrim and died

[lionofchaeronea]

Mummy portrait of a man from the Fayum, Roman Egypt.  Artist unknown; 2nd or 3rd cent. CE.  Now in the Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen.

[ctimenefic]

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[redrola]

[homerstroystory]

inspired by a VERY excited tag someone left on a pic of a minoan-style squid